big d
Loc: Rossendale Lancashire
Guy in the pup (bar) with trophy in his hand celebrating , Johnny asked the landlord what has he done to win that? Oh he is a champion sniffer said the landlord, " here see" come on Frank give us a demonstration of your skills after being blind folded a glass was put inches away from his nose ,quick as a flash Frank said a pint glass and the crowd clapped ,next they thought they would out whit Frank and they picked up the landlords jack russell dog same again correct as many more objects was identified by Franks hooter .Eventually Doris the barmaid who was a rum lass, was persuaded to slip her knickers off and was held under Franks nose, at first Frank was confused and looked slightly embarrassed and then he deliberated " its the shit house seat of a Grimsby trawler"
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I guess this one is for Brits only
MT Shooter wrote:
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I guess this one is for Brits only
No, some of us Yanks understand that one also. Saw some in Liverpool in 1985. Spent 6 weeks, England, Ireland, Wales and Scotland.
big d
Loc: Rossendale Lancashire
Hi SmittyOne with that joke, think I'll get my coat! cheers
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