Little Johnny
Sep 10, 2013 20:47:24 #
Teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Little Johnny says: "I wanna be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, get me the finest bitch, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, and an Infinite Visa Card, while banging her three times a day".
The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with this horrible response from little Johnny, decides not to acknowledge what he said and simply tries to continue with the lesson .
"And how about you, Sarah?"
"I wanna be Johnny's bitch."
Little Johnny says: "I wanna be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, get me the finest bitch, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, and an Infinite Visa Card, while banging her three times a day".
The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with this horrible response from little Johnny, decides not to acknowledge what he said and simply tries to continue with the lesson .
"And how about you, Sarah?"
"I wanna be Johnny's bitch."
Sep 10, 2013 21:16:31 #
Sep 10, 2013 23:09:24 #
Sep 11, 2013 00:28:43 #
Little Johnny got around a bit one time. He even attended a lot of Aussie schools when I was a kid, lol. Gotta love'im. :thumbup:
Sep 11, 2013 14:53:20 #
Laughed so much I've spilled my wine over the keyboard. That is by far the best joke I have seen in ages - love it!!! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
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