hopthecop Loc: salisbury md

SEX AT 68

I just took a

leaflet out of my mailbox,

informing me that I can

have sex at 68.

I'm so happy, because I live at

number 72.

So it's not too far to walk home

afterwards.

And

it's the same side of the street.

I don't even have

to cross the road!

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Answering machine
message,

"I am not available right now,

but

thank you for caring enough to call.

I am making

some changes in my life.

Please leave a message

after the beep.

If I do not return your

call,

you are one of the

changes."

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Aspire to inspire before

you expire.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

My wife and I had

words,but I didn't get to use

mine.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Frustration is trying to

find your glasses without your

glasses.

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Blessed are those who can

give without remembering

and take without

forgetting.

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The

irony of life is that,

by the time you're old

enough to know your way around,

you're not going

anywhere.

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God made man before

woman so as to give him time

to think of an answer

for her first question.

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I was

always taught to respect my elders,

but it keeps

getting harder to find one.


Every

morning is the dawn of a new

error.

mwoods222 Loc: Newburg N.Y,

Cute

tlbuljac Loc: Oklahoma

I resemble most of those remarks

lxu532 Loc: Cherry Hill, NJ

Thanks for the smiles!!