Sniffer the dog
Sep 10, 2013 03:23:48 #
A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the
plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black
Labrador Retriever in the middle seat next to the man.
The first man looked very quizzically at the dog and asked why the
dog was allowed on the plane.
The second man explained that he was from the Police Drugs
Enforcement Agency and that the dog was a 'sniffing dog'.
'His name is Sniffer and he's the best there is.
I'll show you once we get airborne, when I put him to work.'
The plane took off, and once it has levelled out, the Policeman said,
'Watch this.' He told Sniffer to 'search'.
Sniffer jumped down, walked along the aisle, and finally sat very
purposefully next to a woman for several seconds.
Sniffer then returned to his seat and put one paw on the policeman's arm.
The Policeman said, 'Good boy', and he turned to the man and said,
'That woman is in possession of marijuana, I'm making a note of her
seat number and the authorities will apprehend her when we land.
'Gee, that's pretty good,' replied the first man.
Once again, the Policeman sent Sniffer to search the aisles.
The Lab sniffed about, sat down beside a man for a few seconds,
returned to its seat, and this time he placed two paws on the agent's arm.
The Policeman said, 'That man is carrying cocaine,
so again, I'm making a note of his seat number for the police.'
'I like it!' said his seat mate.
The Policeman then told Sniffer to 'search' again.
Sniffer walked up and down the aisles for a little while, sat down
for a moment, and then came racing back to the agent,
jumped into the middle seat and proceeded to shit all over the place.
The first man was really disgusted by this behaviour.
He couldn't figure out how or why a well-trained dog would behave like that,
so he asked the Policeman, 'What's going on ?'
The Policeman nervously replied, 'He's just found a bomb.'
plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black
Labrador Retriever in the middle seat next to the man.
The first man looked very quizzically at the dog and asked why the
dog was allowed on the plane.
The second man explained that he was from the Police Drugs
Enforcement Agency and that the dog was a 'sniffing dog'.
'His name is Sniffer and he's the best there is.
I'll show you once we get airborne, when I put him to work.'
The plane took off, and once it has levelled out, the Policeman said,
'Watch this.' He told Sniffer to 'search'.
Sniffer jumped down, walked along the aisle, and finally sat very
purposefully next to a woman for several seconds.
Sniffer then returned to his seat and put one paw on the policeman's arm.
The Policeman said, 'Good boy', and he turned to the man and said,
'That woman is in possession of marijuana, I'm making a note of her
seat number and the authorities will apprehend her when we land.
'Gee, that's pretty good,' replied the first man.
Once again, the Policeman sent Sniffer to search the aisles.
The Lab sniffed about, sat down beside a man for a few seconds,
returned to its seat, and this time he placed two paws on the agent's arm.
The Policeman said, 'That man is carrying cocaine,
so again, I'm making a note of his seat number for the police.'
'I like it!' said his seat mate.
The Policeman then told Sniffer to 'search' again.
Sniffer walked up and down the aisles for a little while, sat down
for a moment, and then came racing back to the agent,
jumped into the middle seat and proceeded to shit all over the place.
The first man was really disgusted by this behaviour.
He couldn't figure out how or why a well-trained dog would behave like that,
so he asked the Policeman, 'What's going on ?'
The Policeman nervously replied, 'He's just found a bomb.'
Sep 10, 2013 06:27:55 #
Sep 10, 2013 17:13:34 #
That made my sides hurt, spilled my drink all over my computer as well as my clothes...sending you bill for replacement of computer and dry cleaning of clothes :thumbup: :thumbup: :D
Sep 11, 2013 08:33:49 #
GOOD JOKE -
Remember not to try it on anyone at the airport on while flying.
You and Sniffer will both be cuffed !!! I understand from very reliable sources that the TSA and others do not have much of a sense of humor whenever anyone says B-O-M-B or G-U-N
Remember not to try it on anyone at the airport on while flying.
You and Sniffer will both be cuffed !!! I understand from very reliable sources that the TSA and others do not have much of a sense of humor whenever anyone says B-O-M-B or G-U-N
Sep 11, 2013 08:42:14 #
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Sep 12, 2013 16:52:59 #
Witzendwizard wrote:
A man had just settled into his seat next to the w... (show quote)
LOLOLOL....... :-D :-D :-D :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Sep 12, 2013 17:30:40 #
Hey Sniffer...I just farted, did you get a load of that or should I repeat it for you
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