mullumby Loc: Australia

THEY WALK AMONG US! AND THEY VOTE!
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THEY WALK AMONG US! AND THEY VOTE!
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Some guy bought a new fridge for his house.
To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying:
'Free to good home. You want it, you take it.'
For three days the fridge sat there without anyone looking twice.
He eventually decided that people were too mistrustful of this deal.
So he changed the sign to read:
'Fridge for sale, $50.'

The next day someone stole it!

THEY WALK AMONG US! AND THEY VOTE!
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I stopped at Mc Donald’s and ordered some fries.
The girl behind the counter said, “Would you like some fries with that?”

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One day I was walking down the beach with
some friends when someone shouted,
"Look at that dead bird!"
Someone looked up at the sky and said,"Where?"

THEY WALK AMONG US! AND THEY VOTE!

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While looking at a house, my brother asked the Estate Agent which direction was north because he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning.
She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?"
My brother explained that the sun rises in the east and has for sometime. She shook her head and said:
"Oh, I don't keep up with all that stuff..."

THEY WALK AMONG US!
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My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria when we overheard a girl worker talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the beach. She said,
"I drove down in a convertible but didn't think I'd get sunburned because the car was moving."

THEY WALK AMONG US! AND THEY VOTE!
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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car that is designed to cut through a seat belt
if she gets trapped.
SHE KEEPS IT IN THE CAR TRUNK !

THEY WALK AMONG US! AND THEY VOTE!
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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage claim area and went to the lost luggage office and reported the loss.
The woman there smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and said I was in good hands. Then she asked me,
"Has your plane arrived yet?"

(I work with professionals like this.)

THEY WALK AMONG US! AND THEY VOTE!
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While working at a pizza parlor, I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time,
then said, "Just cut it into 4 pieces. I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces."

THEY WALK AMONG US! AND THEY VOTE!
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And last, but not least...


Dumb as a Box of Rocks
TRUE STORY:

A noted psychiatrist was a guest speaker at an academic function where Nancy Pelosi happened to appear. Ms. Pelosi took the opportunity to schmooze the good doctor a bit and asked him a question with which he was most at ease.

"Would you mind telling me, Doctor," she asked, "How do you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?"

"Nothing is easier," the doc replied. "You ask a simple question which anyone should answer with no trouble. If the person hesitates, that puts you on the track."

"What sort of question?" asked Pelosi.

"Well, you might ask, "Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?''

Pelosi thought a moment and then said with a nervous laugh, "You wouldn't happen to have another example would you? I must confess I don't know much about history."


Sadly, ...THEY WALK AMONG US! AND, THEY VOTE!

wuzfuzzab Loc: Red Deer, Alberta

Pelosi isn't the only idiot---she had to receive a majority vote to get elected!!!!!!!

hlmichel Loc: New Hope, Minnesota

I haven't laughed that hard in some time.

luvmypets Loc: Born & raised Texan living in Fayetteville NC

I work in a pet store and we sell crickets for people who have pet frogs or lizards. One employee came to the register and told "the kid" ( he is 18 and has just graduated from high school) that there were 30 crickets in the container. The kid, with a look of shock on his face, said, "but we sell them by the dozen!?!?"
I explained that was two and a half dozen.
"Oh, I hadn't thought of it that way. How do I put that in the computer?"

And that is just one example. He will soon be starting a new job at Starbucks. I hope no one asks him for a half a pound of coffee!

Photoman74 Loc: Conroe Tx

Sadly they crawl out of the wood work and we vote for them, and they are smart enough to give themselves raises and exemption from the laws they enact. What other profession has a short duration and a life time pay check. Ohh yes they then decide who will be the leader, not us.
? Why is the Vice-President not announced prior to the final choice of president?

Jakebrake Loc: Broomfield, Colorado

I laughed so hard at a couple of them I almost fell out of my chair! :lol: