pounder35 Loc: "Southeast of Disorder"

Sumbitch....
A large jet plane crashed on a farm in the middle of rural Kentucky .
Panic stricken, the local sheriff mobilized and descended on the farm in force.
By the time they got there, the aircraft was totally destroyed with only a burned hull left smoldering in a tree line that bordered the farm.
The sheriff and his men entered the smoking mess but could find no remains of anyone.
They spotted the farmer plowing a field not too far away as if nothing had happened.
They hurried over to the man's tractor.
"Hank," the sheriff yelled, panting and out of breath. Did you see this terrible accident happen?"
"Yep. Sure did," the farmer mumbled unconcerned, cutting off the tractor's engine.
"Do you realize that is Air Force One, the airplane of the President of the United States ?"
"Yep."
"Were there any survivors?"
"Nope. They's all kilt straight out," the farmer answered. "I done buried them all myself.
Took me most of the morning."
"President Obama is dead?" the sheriff asked.
"Well," the farmer grumbled, restarting his tractor. "He kept a-saying he wasn't...
But you know how bad that sumbitch lies."

jojo Smith Loc: Northern Michigan

Love It. Great Joke

DennisK Loc: Pickle City,Illinois

What a belly laugh. Good un.

Wabbit Loc: Arizona Desert

You're bad Doc .....

GCS Loc: Ann Arbor, Michigan

Right on time Wabbit. Love it.

jojo Smith Loc: Northern Michigan

good one Wabbit :thumbup:

handgunner Loc: Windsor Locks, Connecticut

This must be where he learned how to put his feet on our furniture.
You can dress him up but you can't take him no place.

Wabbit Loc: Arizona Desert

I'll be happy Doc when he starts his new position

irrigator Loc: Seffner, Florida

I forsee an IRS Audit in someone's future.lol

Wabbit Loc: Arizona Desert

Not me Doc ..... I got a good reason for not payin .....

pounder35 Loc: "Southeast of Disorder"

Wabbit, I love the pic but Obummer, when he's finally out of office, will never work an honest day for the rest of life. Like he ever did before. I feel bad if I miss one day. He's gone his whole life and never broke a sweat except on the golf course. :thumbup:

swimbob Loc: Columbia, S.C.

I don't care who the president is. That's a good joke!

Marilyng Loc: Lorain,Oh.

Who is the sumbitch here?

DennisK Loc: Pickle City,Illinois

Can't you read? Obama!

handgunner Loc: Windsor Locks, Connecticut

I think he needs that tape measure so he knows how long it is before his term is up... LOL :-D