Your laugh for the day
Aug 29, 2013 22:28:14 #
A female dwarf goes to a doctor complaining of an embarrassing itch in the groin area.
The doctor looks her up and down, picks her up and stands her on his desk.
He lifts up her skirt and puts his head under.
A little perplexed, she hears snip, snip, snip, snip.
The doctor emerges from under her skirt.
'How's that?'
'Well, it's a lot better actually, but it's still there.'
Undaunted, he dives back under her skirt.
Snip, snip, snip, snip. Out he comes.
'How's that?' he asks again more confident.
'That's wonderful! What did you do?'
'I trimmed the top of your Ugg boots.'
:lol:
The doctor looks her up and down, picks her up and stands her on his desk.
He lifts up her skirt and puts his head under.
A little perplexed, she hears snip, snip, snip, snip.
The doctor emerges from under her skirt.
'How's that?'
'Well, it's a lot better actually, but it's still there.'
Undaunted, he dives back under her skirt.
Snip, snip, snip, snip. Out he comes.
'How's that?' he asks again more confident.
'That's wonderful! What did you do?'
'I trimmed the top of your Ugg boots.'
:lol:
Aug 29, 2013 22:30:26 #
Ozzie wrote:
A female dwarf goes to a doctor complaining of an ... (show quote)
How kind of you to make fun of someone who's different from you. The level of cruelty on this site with the mean-spirited jokes that get posted knows no bounds.
Aug 29, 2013 22:57:27 #
tschmath wrote:
How kind of you to make fun of someone who's different from you. The level of cruelty on this site with the mean-spirited jokes that get posted knows no bounds.
get a life..
Aug 30, 2013 00:08:55 #
tschmath wrote:
How kind of you to make fun of someone who's different from you. The level of cruelty on this site with the mean-spirited jokes that get posted knows no bounds.
Surely you jest?
Aug 30, 2013 01:17:46 #
tschmath wrote:
How kind of you to make fun of someone who's different from you. The level of cruelty on this site with the mean-spirited jokes that get posted knows no bounds.
It was not in the least meant as a 'cruel' and 'mean-spirited' joke. The irony of this is that it was sent to me by a friend who had both his legs amputated. Now THAT , who-ever you are, speaks of a person with a heart and humour as wide as God's grace. Don't read these things if it makes you unhappy or angry. Just let go.....
Aug 30, 2013 01:26:07 #
Pepper
Loc: Planet Earth Country USA
tschmath wrote:
How kind of you to make fun of someone who's different from you. The level of cruelty on this site with the mean-spirited jokes that get posted knows no bounds.
Really?
Aug 30, 2013 05:25:55 #
oldmalky
Loc: West Midlands,England.
tschmath wrote:
How kind of you to make fun of someone who's different from you. The level of cruelty on this site with the mean-spirited jokes that get posted knows no bounds.
You need to get a sense of humour.
Aug 30, 2013 09:52:29 #
tschmath wrote:
How kind of you to make fun of someone who's different from you. The level of cruelty on this site with the mean-spirited jokes that get posted knows no bounds.
Aug 30, 2013 10:30:47 #
not sure what I think of this joke? I am inclined to think along with other members so far that maybe it is not in the best of taste
Aug 30, 2013 11:02:22 #
Get over it Pepper. Spend you time getting rid of your need to create your perfect world. It does not exist, but satire lives forever.
Pepper wrote:
Really?
Aug 30, 2013 14:34:23 #
Aug 30, 2013 14:52:56 #
Ront53 wrote:
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: For Mugwhump
I'd like to take credit but, I can't just passing it on :-D
Aug 30, 2013 14:55:41 #
hamtrack wrote:
Get over it Pepper. Spend you time getting rid of your need to create your perfect world. It does not exist, but satire lives forever.
Pepper didn't say anything wrong...read in context!
Aug 30, 2013 14:58:39 #
mugwhump wrote:
Pepper didn't say anything wrong...read in context!
an it has a big ole ? mark
Aug 30, 2013 15:03:53 #
hamtrack wrote:
Get over it Pepper. Spend you time getting rid of your need to create your perfect world. It does not exist, but satire lives forever.
mugwhump wrote:
Pepper didn't say anything wrong...read in context!
I was going to point that out but thought no one would really notice and over look that remark. Pepper's "really?" comment was directed at Tschmath.
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