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Teacher Arrested at JFK Airport
Aug 29, 2013 14:18:21 #
Subject: Teacher Arrested at JFK Airport( this is funny)
A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International airport
as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a
compass, a slide-rule and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General Eric Holder said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement.
He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.
'Al-Gebra is a problem for us', the Attorney General said. 'They derive solutions
by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values.'
They use secret code names like "X" and "Y" and refer to themselves as "unknowns" but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philosopher Isosceles used to say, "There are 3 sides to every triangle."
When asked to comment on the arrest, President Obama said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes."
White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent
or profound statement by the President. It is believed that another Nobel Prize will
follow.
For all low information voters; this was a joke, no need to Snopes it. :lol:
A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International airport
as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a
compass, a slide-rule and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General Eric Holder said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement.
He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.
'Al-Gebra is a problem for us', the Attorney General said. 'They derive solutions
by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values.'
They use secret code names like "X" and "Y" and refer to themselves as "unknowns" but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philosopher Isosceles used to say, "There are 3 sides to every triangle."
When asked to comment on the arrest, President Obama said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes."
White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent
or profound statement by the President. It is believed that another Nobel Prize will
follow.
For all low information voters; this was a joke, no need to Snopes it. :lol:
Aug 29, 2013 14:34:48 #
Aug 29, 2013 14:42:35 #
Aug 29, 2013 15:06:26 #
RacerDan wrote:
way too funny? way too true!
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Aug 30, 2013 11:19:30 #
Aug 30, 2013 14:32:37 #
TrainNut wrote:
Snopes says it is true. :roll: That is funny. :thumbup:
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Aug 30, 2013 16:39:09 #
norvik1943
Loc: Jenks, OK and Domazan, France
Jakebrake wrote:
Subject: Teacher Arrested at JFK Airport( this is ... (show quote)
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Aug 30, 2013 21:01:23 #
I checked snopes. They say stop making fun of the man their boss put in office.
Aug 31, 2013 00:17:53 #
Sep 19, 2013 09:38:31 #
RS
Loc: W Columbia, SC
Thanks! That was one of the best I've seen in a long time. We all need a break from reality now and then, and this was perfect timing.
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