little old ladies
Aug 24, 2013 13:38:32 #
Two little old ladies, Connie & Evelyn were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. The short one, Connie, leaned over and said, 'Life is so boring. We never have any fun anymore. For $10.00 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid, boring flower show!'
'You're on!' said Evelyn, holding up a $10.00 bill.
So Connie slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes and, completely naked, streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the flower show.
Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause and shrill whistling. Finally, the smiling Connie came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering, clapping crowd.
'What happened?' asked Evelyn.
'I won $1,000 as 1st prize for 'Best Dried Arrangement.. !'
Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that made you smile !
We'll be friends til we're old & senile
----Then we'll be new friends
'You're on!' said Evelyn, holding up a $10.00 bill.
So Connie slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes and, completely naked, streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the flower show.
Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause and shrill whistling. Finally, the smiling Connie came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering, clapping crowd.
'What happened?' asked Evelyn.
'I won $1,000 as 1st prize for 'Best Dried Arrangement.. !'
Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that made you smile !
We'll be friends til we're old & senile
----Then we'll be new friends
Aug 24, 2013 13:48:01 #
Very funny! Thanks! You Brits have great senses of humour. Is it from watching all the episodes of "Monty Python"?
Aug 25, 2013 06:14:14 #
magicray wrote:
Very funny! Thanks! You Brits have great senses of humour. Is it from watching all the episodes of "Monty Python"?
Make the most of it our humour is being quickly supressed by the PC brigade.
Aug 25, 2013 09:00:45 #
Aug 26, 2013 04:01:48 #
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