Bill Houghton Loc: New York area

The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, "You're charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer."
A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, "You bastard!"
The judge says, "You're also charged with beating your mother-in-law to death with a hammer."
The voice in the back of the courtroom yells out, "You rotten bastard!"
The judge stops and says to Paddy in the back of the courtroom. "Sir, I can understand your anger and frustration at these crimes, but no more outbursts from you, or I'll charge you with contempt. Is that understood?"
Paddy stands up and says, "I'm sorry, Your Honour, but for fifteen years I've lived next door to that arsehole and every time I asked to borrow a hammer, he said he didn't have one."

tlbuljac Loc: Oklahoma

jeez......what a rotten bastard...glad I didn't have him as my neighbor :x :x

Bill Houghton Loc: New York area

LOL dam right find all over

DOOK Loc: Maclean, Australia

Love it. :thumbup: :thumbup:

Bill Houghton Loc: New York area

Another knows how to chuckle. LOL

kaz6756 Loc: Canarsie,Brooklyn, New York

he should buy his own hammer

Ka2azman Loc: Tucson, Az

He only needed to use it once, for he was married only once an his mother-in-law was already gone. Did I hit the nail on the head? It's better to borrow or rent something than purchasing it and to gather dust after the original need.

lateron Loc: Yorkshire, England

Yeah, right and fair. The rotten bastard should have lent the hammer!!!