flyguy Loc: Las Cruces, New Mexico

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office

"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

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In a Podiatrist's office:

"Time wounds all heels."

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On a Septic Tank Truck:

Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

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At an Optometrist's Office:

"If you don't see what you're looking for,
you've come to the right place."

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On a Plumber's truck:

"We repair what your husband fixed."

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On another Plumber's truck:

"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :

"Invite us to your next blowout."

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At a Towing company:

"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

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On an Electrician's truck:

"Let us remove your shorts."

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In a Non-smoking Area:

"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

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On a BirthingRoom door:

"Push. Push. Push."

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At a Car Dealership:

"The best way to get back on your feet -miss a car payment."

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Outside a Muffler Shop:

"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

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In a Veterinarian's waiting room:

"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

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At the Electric Company

"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be."

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In a Restaurant window:

"Don't stand there and be hungry;
come on in and get fed up."

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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

"Drive carefully.
We'll wait."

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At a Propane Filling Station:

"Thank heaven for little grills."

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And don't forget the sign at a
CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP:

"Best place in town to take a leak."

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Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:

"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises

Doddy Loc: Barnard Castle-England

Ha Ha...very good.

flyguy Loc: Las Cruces, New Mexico

Glad you liked it.

DOOK Loc: Maclean, Australia

:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

oldmalky Loc: West Midlands,England.

excellent

flyguy Loc: Las Cruces, New Mexico

Got this in an e-mail and wanted to share it --- thanks for the thumbs up. Always happy to share the good stuff.

taffthetooth Loc: U.K

Great, How about the sign for a Spiritualist meeting, Cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

SueMac Loc: Box Elder, SD

My grandfather called his plumbing truck "The Turd Roller" and my dad called motorhomes a "Hockey Wagon On Wheels". I beg your pardon...I live in a motorhome...LOL I'm sure I have ol' dad rolling over in his grave.