Another "wind" joke
Aug 18, 2013 22:08:03 #
(I realize this is two "wind" jokes in under a week but I can assure you that I don't have a pre occupation with the subject)
anyway....
An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the husband breaks wind and yells, "Goal!"
His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?'
The old man replies, "I'm playing fart football."
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says a little smugly, "One each, scores are tied."
After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and boasts that he now leads 2-1.
Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says,
"2- 2, I've equalized."
then, a little later, she lets out a little squeaker and becomes visibly excited, "3 to 2 to me," she screams. Pressure mounts on the old man but he refuses to concede so he strains real hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally shits himself in the bed.
The wife says, 'What the hell was that?' to which the old man replies, "Half time, switch sides!"
anyway....
An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the husband breaks wind and yells, "Goal!"
His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?'
The old man replies, "I'm playing fart football."
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says a little smugly, "One each, scores are tied."
After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and boasts that he now leads 2-1.
Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says,
"2- 2, I've equalized."
then, a little later, she lets out a little squeaker and becomes visibly excited, "3 to 2 to me," she screams. Pressure mounts on the old man but he refuses to concede so he strains real hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally shits himself in the bed.
The wife says, 'What the hell was that?' to which the old man replies, "Half time, switch sides!"
Aug 19, 2013 09:35:49 #
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