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Aug 15, 2013 13:10:51   #
tlbuljac Loc: Oklahoma
 
I've always been a bit curious of the following question. Do lady golfers lose their "balls"????

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Aug 15, 2013 14:53:23   #
Big Stopper Loc: London
 
Hope this helps:

http://www.golfholidays.com/news/official-ladies-keep-their-balls

Is that what you meant?

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Aug 15, 2013 15:28:54   #
tlbuljac Loc: Oklahoma
 
Not even close lol

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Aug 15, 2013 15:46:18   #
Big Stopper Loc: London
 
How about this? Am I getting closer?

A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped around his neck. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.

"Well," the man says, "it's like this; I was playing a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white on its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it--stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my big mistake."

"What did you do?" the doctor asks.

"Well." the man replies, "I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to my wife,
'Hey, this looks like yours!' I don't remember much after that."

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Aug 15, 2013 16:01:00   #
GWR100 Loc: England
 
Very Moooooooooooooving story????


bobbybob wrote:
How about this? Am I getting closer?

A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped around his neck. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.

"Well," the man says, "it's like this; I was playing a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white on its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it--stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my big mistake."

"What did you do?" the doctor asks.

"Well." the man replies, "I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to my wife,
'Hey, this looks like yours!' I don't remember much after that."
How about this? Am I getting closer? br br A man ... (show quote)

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Aug 15, 2013 18:57:13   #
DOOK Loc: Maclean, Australia
 
bobbybob wrote:
How about this? Am I getting closer?

A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped around his neck. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.

"Well," the man says, "it's like this; I was playing a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white on its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it--stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my big mistake."

"What did you do?" the doctor asks.

"Well." the man replies, "I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to my wife,
'Hey, this looks like yours!' I don't remember much after that."
How about this? Am I getting closer? br br A man ... (show quote)


:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Aug 15, 2013 19:09:39   #
tlbuljac Loc: Oklahoma
 
LOL...that's an old one I had forgotten about...thanks for bringing it back, made me laugh for a good 5 minutes :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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