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The rugged outdoor woman
Aug 14, 2013 22:45:13 #
The Rugged Outdoor Woman
During her physical examination, a doctor asked a retired
woman about her physical activity level.
The woman said, "I spent 3 days a week, every week
in the outdoors and yesterday afternoon was typical...
I took a five-hour walk about 7 miles through some pretty
rough terrain. I waded along the edge of a lake, pushed my
way through 2 miles of brambles, got sand in my shoes
and my eyes, barely avoided stepping on a snake, climbed
several rocky hills, went to the bathroom behind some
big trees, ran away from an irate mother bear and then was
chased by an angry bull Elk.
The mental stress of it all left me shattered."
At the end of it all I drank a scotch and three glasses of wine."
Amazed by the story, the doctor said, "You must be one hell of an outdoor woman!"
"No", the woman replied, I'm just a really, really shitty golfer!"
During her physical examination, a doctor asked a retired
woman about her physical activity level.
The woman said, "I spent 3 days a week, every week
in the outdoors and yesterday afternoon was typical...
I took a five-hour walk about 7 miles through some pretty
rough terrain. I waded along the edge of a lake, pushed my
way through 2 miles of brambles, got sand in my shoes
and my eyes, barely avoided stepping on a snake, climbed
several rocky hills, went to the bathroom behind some
big trees, ran away from an irate mother bear and then was
chased by an angry bull Elk.
The mental stress of it all left me shattered."
At the end of it all I drank a scotch and three glasses of wine."
Amazed by the story, the doctor said, "You must be one hell of an outdoor woman!"
"No", the woman replied, I'm just a really, really shitty golfer!"
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Aug 14, 2013 23:04:18 #
bobbybob wrote:
That's a good joke, thanks :thumbup:
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Aug 21, 2013 14:32:16 #
bcheary wrote:
The Rugged Outdoor Woman br br During her physic... (show quote)
Oh, that is a good one! Thanks for the chuckle :thumbup:
Aug 21, 2013 14:59:28 #
Penny MG wrote:
Oh, that is a good one! Thanks for the chuckle :thumbup:
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