Little Known Computer Viruses
Aug 14, 2013 08:13:16 #
Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.
Airline virus: You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore.
Congressional Virus: Overdraws your computer.
Federal bureaucrat virus: Divides your hard disk into hundreds of little units, each of which do practically nothing, but all of which claim to be the most important part of the computer.
Freudian virus: Your computer becomes obsessed with marrying its own motherboard.
Government economist virus: Nothing works, but all your diagnostic software says everything is fine.
PBS virus: Your PC stops every few minutes to ask for money.
Politically correct virus: Never calls itself a "virus", but instead refers to itself as an "electronic microorganism".
Warren Commission virus: Won't allow you to open your files for 75 years.
Sarge69
Airline virus: You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore.
Congressional Virus: Overdraws your computer.
Federal bureaucrat virus: Divides your hard disk into hundreds of little units, each of which do practically nothing, but all of which claim to be the most important part of the computer.
Freudian virus: Your computer becomes obsessed with marrying its own motherboard.
Government economist virus: Nothing works, but all your diagnostic software says everything is fine.
PBS virus: Your PC stops every few minutes to ask for money.
Politically correct virus: Never calls itself a "virus", but instead refers to itself as an "electronic microorganism".
Warren Commission virus: Won't allow you to open your files for 75 years.
Sarge69
Aug 14, 2013 10:38:31 #
Aug 15, 2013 20:28:20 #
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