Getting Old: I've sure gotten old! I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a...

pipesgt Loc: Central Florida

I've sure gotten old!
I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement,
new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes
I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine,
take 40 different medications that
make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts.
Have bouts with dementia. Have poor circulation;
hardly feel my hands and feet anymore.
Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92.
Have lost all my friends. But, thank God,
I still have my driver's license.

DOOK Loc: Maclean, Australia

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HangtownGal Loc: Placerville CA

pipesgt wrote:

I've sure gotten old!
I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement,
new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes
I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine,
take 40 different medications that
make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts.
Have bouts with dementia. Have poor circulation;
hardly feel my hands and feet anymore.
Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92.
Have lost all my friends. But, thank God,
I still have my driver's license.

ROTFLMAO
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tlbuljac Loc: Oklahoma

good one... you now qualify as an "old fart"

Jakebrake Loc: Broomfield, Colorado

pipesgt wrote:

I've sure gotten old!
I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement,
new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes
I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine,
take 40 different medications that
make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts.
Have bouts with dementia. Have poor circulation;
hardly feel my hands and feet anymore.
Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92.
Have lost all my friends. But, thank God,
I still have my driver's license.

I resemble these remarks! :oops:

tlbuljac Loc: Oklahoma

I won't argue that...ROFLMAO

Jakebrake wrote:

I resemble these remarks! :oops:

FrumCA

pipesgt wrote:

I've sure gotten old!
I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement,
new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes
I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine,
take 40 different medications that
make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts.
Have bouts with dementia. Have poor circulation;
hardly feel my hands and feet anymore.
Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92.
Have lost all my friends. But, thank God,
I still have my driver's license.

I think you we're driving in front of me the other day! Blue Ford Pinto?? Hah!
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ggttc Loc: TN

FrumCA wrote:

I think you we're driving in front of me the other day! Blue Ford Pinto?? Hah!
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No...he was in front of me in a 1994 Cadillac...

bcheary Loc: Jacksonville, FL

pipesgt wrote:

I've sure gotten old!
I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement,
new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes
I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine,
take 40 different medications that
make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts.
Have bouts with dementia. Have poor circulation;
hardly feel my hands and feet anymore.
Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92.
Have lost all my friends. But, thank God,
I still have my driver's license.

I thought, for a minute, that you were living in Florida! :lol: :lol:

pipesgt Loc: Central Florida

bcheary wrote:

I thought, for a minute, that you were living in Florida! :lol: :lol:

I lived in Florida when I was in the Navy at NAS Cecil Field, fifty years ago.

gsrunyan Loc: Aurora, CO

Good thing you still have that license. Otherwise, you couldn't vote when you went to the polls because of all those Republican governors who say they want to stop voter fraud (which they can't find any of anyway).

jolefont Loc: Brooksville, FL

you must live in Fla -)

bcheary Loc: Jacksonville, FL

pipesgt wrote:

I lived in Florida when I was in the Navy at NAS Cecil Field, fifty years ago.

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relie Loc: Western Massachusetts

Funny as hell! Think I just wet myself. Lol

jjwright71 Loc: Lubbock,Tx

gsrunyan wrote:

Good thing you still have that license. Otherwise, you couldn't vote when you went to the polls because of all those Republican governors who say they want to stop voter fraud (which they can't find any of anyway).

at least by d*** he has one, unlike all the "others"