tlbuljac Loc: Oklahoma

Drunk walks into bar and sits next to a very well built voluptuous young brunette and her husband. After a while and several drinks later he confronts the husband and tells him what a beautiful wife he has and that he noticed how endowed she is. He even goes so far as to offer him $25,000 if he could see and touch the wife's boobs. The husband thinking they could really use the money says he would need to confront the wife for her permission. After a few minutes, the husband tells the drunk they have a deal and the three of them head to the back room of the bar. Once in the back room, just the three of them, the wife takes off her top to expose her luscious pair with both rosy red nipples standing straight up. The drunk takes a few steps forward and begins to rotate his hands in a circular motion in front of her just inches away from her breasts yet still not touching them. This continues for nearly 7 minutes to which the husband begins to get impatient and the drunk still hasn't touched them. Finally after 10 minutes and all the while the drunk continues to stand very close while rotating his hands in a circular motion, the husband can't stand it any longer and desperately wants the money, shouts " what the hell you waiting for, touch them, touch them". To which the drunk says "I ain't got no money"

lovesphotos Loc: Colorado and Arizona

I kind'a guessed the ending. But it was still good.

Big Stopper Loc: London

Laughed a lot at that, thanks :lol: