Fairy Tale
Jul 31, 2013 19:45:19 #
A Fairy Tale for the Assertive Woman
Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. A frog hopped into the Princess's lap and said:
Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome Prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young Prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and setup housekeeping in yon castle with my Mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so.
That night, on a repast of lightly sauteed frogs legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled to herself and thought: I don't think so.
Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. A frog hopped into the Princess's lap and said:
Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome Prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young Prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and setup housekeeping in yon castle with my Mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so.
That night, on a repast of lightly sauteed frogs legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled to herself and thought: I don't think so.
Jul 31, 2013 20:48:05 #
Jul 31, 2013 21:01:02 #
Wabbit
Loc: Arizona Desert
SmittyOne wrote:
A Fairy Tale for the Assertive Woman br br O... (show quote)
I guess she wasn't a blond Doc .....
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Jul 31, 2013 21:25:04 #
Very funny! Caught me off guard, but then again what doesn't? Right, wabbit?
I used to use that line in the bar scene when I was younger. Never worked. I was uglier than a frog and still am. They say that men get better looking as they get older. That's a lie. Right, wabbit? Oh, I forgot. Your'e a wabbit.
I used to use that line in the bar scene when I was younger. Never worked. I was uglier than a frog and still am. They say that men get better looking as they get older. That's a lie. Right, wabbit? Oh, I forgot. Your'e a wabbit.
Jul 31, 2013 22:19:26 #
Wabbit
Loc: Arizona Desert
magicray wrote:
Very funny! Caught me off guard, but then again what doesn't? Right, wabbit?
I used to use that line in the bar scene when I was younger. Never worked. I was uglier than a frog and still am. They say that men get better looking as they get older. That's a lie. Right, wabbit? Oh, I forgot. Your'e a wabbit.
I used to use that line in the bar scene when I was younger. Never worked. I was uglier than a frog and still am. They say that men get better looking as they get older. That's a lie. Right, wabbit? Oh, I forgot. Your'e a wabbit.
No Doc ..... I'm ..... "The Wabbit" .....
Aug 1, 2013 09:01:40 #
Wabbit wrote:
No Doc ..... I'm ..... "The Wabbit" .....
And I'm glad Magic has you in the sights now. Muhahahaha
Sarge69
Aug 1, 2013 09:29:34 #
Wabbit
Loc: Arizona Desert
sarge69 wrote:
And I'm glad Magic has you in the sights now. Muhahahaha
Sarge69
Sarge69
I see that Doc ..... but he's got what to learn ..... very soon
Aug 1, 2013 11:55:14 #
Wabbit wrote:
Huh?I see that Doc ..... but he's got what to learn ..... very soon
Aug 3, 2013 00:00:24 #
jjwright71
Loc: Lubbock,Tx
sarge69 wrote:
come on sarge ,he is one of my best 10%trs,HAR!And I'm glad Magic has you in the sights now. Muhahahaha
Sarge69
Sarge69
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