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Sex for Ammo
Jul 31, 2013 16:42:08   #
sarge69 Loc: Ft Myers, FL
 
Ammo is getting scarce!

This morning I lucked out and was able to buy two boxes of ammo.

I placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back home, but stopped at a gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde in a short skirt was filling up her car at the next pump.

She glanced at the two boxes of ammo, bent over and leaned in my passenger window, and said in a sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in barter, old fella. Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?"

I thought for a few seconds and asked,

"What kind of ammo 'ya got?"

Sarge69

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Jul 31, 2013 16:52:33   #
sassman3629L Loc: South Florida
 
sarge69 wrote:
Ammo is getting scarce!

This morning I lucked out and was able to buy two boxes of ammo.

I placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back home, but stopped at a gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde in a short skirt was filling up her car at the next pump.

She glanced at the two boxes of ammo, bent over and leaned in my passenger window, and said in a sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in barter, old fella. Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?"

I thought for a few seconds and asked,

"What kind of ammo 'ya got?"

Sarge69
Ammo is getting scarce! br br This morning I luck... (show quote)


Hey Sarge: I now have so much ammo stacked in my passenger seat I can't get the fasten seat belt buzzer to go off! Thanks for sharing!! I just pulled the wires out!
Sonny

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Jul 31, 2013 18:12:37   #
TucsonCoyote Loc: Tucson AZ
 
Your a fast thinker sarge! lol

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Jul 31, 2013 18:15:18   #
tramsey Loc: Texas
 
Sarge, for an old fart you don't do too bad,

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Jul 31, 2013 22:17:18   #
magicray Loc: Tampa Bay, Florida
 
Did that really happen? :?:

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Aug 1, 2013 07:46:33   #
sarge69 Loc: Ft Myers, FL
 
magicray wrote:
Did that really happen? :?:


Magic .. If it did, I'd put the ammo on the dashboard so they could see it better.

Sarge69

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Aug 1, 2013 07:50:03   #
Shakey Loc: Traveling again to Norway and other places.
 
Love it, Sarge! Way to go.

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Aug 1, 2013 09:00:43   #
Penny MG Loc: Fresno, Texas
 
sarge69 wrote:
Ammo is getting scarce!

This morning I lucked out and was able to buy two boxes of ammo.

I placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back home, but stopped at a gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde in a short skirt was filling up her car at the next pump.

She glanced at the two boxes of ammo, bent over and leaned in my passenger window, and said in a sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in barter, old fella. Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?"

I thought for a few seconds and asked,

"What kind of ammo 'ya got?"

Sarge69
Ammo is getting scarce! br br This morning I luck... (show quote)


Thanks Sarge...There went the coffee on the keyboard! hahahahahah! Good one. Really, thanks for the morning chuckle! :thumbup:

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Aug 1, 2013 09:23:03   #
sarge69 Loc: Ft Myers, FL
 
Thank you Penny and Shakey.

Sarge69

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Aug 1, 2013 10:34:40   #
jamitjim73 Loc: Franklin,Tn.
 
I just went out and took the ammo out of the trunk. thanks for the ammo info sarge.

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Aug 1, 2013 13:24:26   #
Photoman74 Loc: Conroe Tx
 
:P :P

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