tlbuljac Loc: Oklahoma

Cowboy enters a saloon in a small town in Texas and sees a donkey on stage with a sign over the bar at reads "make donkey laugh win $5000.00". So the cowboy goes up to the donkey and whispers something into his ear to which the donkey bursts out with several laughing hee-haws. The cowboy walks over to the bartender and collects his reward with no questions asked. Several months later, the same cowboy enters another saloon in a different small town in Texas. There, he sees the same donkey on stage with a different sign over the bar that reads "make the donkey cry and when $5000.00". The cowboy approaches the bartender and ask if he could take the donkey outside to which the bartender agrees. Within minutes, the donkey begins to cry and the cowboy walks back in the bar to collect his money. Curious, the bartender asks the cowboy "weren't you the same man that made my donkey laugh a few months ago" to which the cowboy replies "Yes", and today you made him cry". The bartender asks "how did you do it if I may ask"......The cowboy replies " a few months ago, I told him my dong was bigger than his, today I proved it was".

magicray Loc: Tampa Bay, Florida

How come the same bartender was in two different bars in two different towns? Cute joke though. Thanks. :thumbup:

oldmalky Loc: West Midlands,England.

He wanted a change of scenery.

:lol:

tlbuljac Loc: Oklahoma

geez...=magicray]How come the same bartender was in two different bars in two different towns? Cute joke though. Thanks. :thumbup:[/quote]