Terrymac Loc: LONDON U.K.

Choosing a wife

A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.


The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.

The man was impressed.



The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much..


Again, the man is impressed.



The third invests the money in the stock market She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.



Obviously, the man was impressed.



The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.


Then he married the one with the biggest boobs.


Men are like that, you know.

And on another note!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

TrainNut Loc: Ridin' the rails

:thumbup:

Big Stopper Loc: London

Hey Terrymac, where have you been - I only posted that one last week!!! :-)

TrainNut Loc: Ridin' the rails

This site is getting so big it is hard to keep up with all the posts.

mwoods222 Loc: Newburg N.Y,

Why must some people belittle a offering by saying I did that last week.
I monitor this's blog every day and I never saw that before thanks Terrymac

Terrymac Loc: LONDON U.K.

Sorry, I thought I read all the chit chat posts but I missed that one.

amyinsparta Loc: White county, TN

:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

cudakite Loc: San Antonio

Ooo! Me! Me! ME!! I did it first, MEEEEEE!!!! :O! So often I've pondered that very question.... some unresolved issue from childhood, perhaps?

OnTheFly Loc: Tennessee

Terrymac...Don't be sorry. This is the first time that I or a lot of other members here have seen this and I liked it. I can't read through every post that hits this site so I am thankful for duplications.

Audwulf Loc: Golden State

AKB

mwoods222 Loc: Newburg N.Y,

what is AKB ?

TrainNut Loc: Ridin' the rails

Good question. :?:

OnTheFly Loc: Tennessee

whew!! Thought it was just me that didn't get that. Thanks for asking....I was ashamed too.

mwoods222 Loc: Newburg N.Y,

Still no answer
I'll guess
A
Krass
Bloviater

Any one else

OnTheFly Loc: Tennessee

I don't think this will help, but here...
http://acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/AKB