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Jul 29, 2013 08:51:45   #
mlj Loc: Anderson, SC
 
On the morning after the consummation of the marriage of two senior citizens, the new bride awoke purring. Hearing her new husband running water in the bathroom, she said, "Did you just brush your teeth?"

The husband answered, "Yes, dear. And while I was at it, I brushed yours too."

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Jul 29, 2013 08:59:44   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
 
mlj wrote:
On the morning after the consummation of the marriage of two senior citizens, the new bride awoke purring. Hearing her new husband running water in the bathroom, she said, "Did you just brush your teeth?"

The husband answered, "Yes, dear. And while I was at it, I brushed yours too."

Ah, newlyweds! That will wear off after a few weeks, and she'll have to wash her own teeth. I've seen that happen so many times. :D

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Jul 29, 2013 12:33:03   #
magicray Loc: Tampa Bay, Florida
 
jerryc41 wrote:
Ah, newlyweds! That will wear off after a few weeks, and she'll have to wash her own teeth. I've seen that happen so many times. :D
Funny, Jerry. How true.
I noticed you're still in that damn car. What's up with that?

:thumbup: :lol:

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Jul 29, 2013 13:22:00   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
 
magicray wrote:
Funny, Jerry. How true.
I noticed you're still in that damn car. What's up with that?

:thumbup: :lol:

Once I get the seat, seatback, cushions, and steering wheel in the right positions, I just hate to leave.

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Jul 29, 2013 15:14:33   #
magicray Loc: Tampa Bay, Florida
 
jerryc41 wrote:
Once I get the seat, seatback, cushions, and steering wheel in the right positions, I just hate to leave.
I hope your windshield is clean and you have a good view. You are in a great place for that. Love upstate NY. I lived on a farm in New Paltz (near where Peg Leg Bates had a resort) and went to Woodstock in '69. Great times. Great memories. Peace.

:thumbup:

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Jul 29, 2013 15:25:31   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
 
magicray wrote:
I hope your windshield is clean and you have a good view. You are in a great place for that. Love upstate NY. I lived on a farm in New Paltz (near where Peg Leg Bates had a resort) and went to Woodstock in '69. Great times. Great memories. Peace.

:thumbup:

Route 209 is now called Peg Leg Bates Memorial Highway. And Route 375, running into Woodstock, is being named after Levon Helm, of The Band, who died a few months ago.

Yes, this is a nice place to live. There was no reason for me to move away when I retired.

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Jul 29, 2013 16:58:36   #
wilsondl2 Loc: Lincoln, Nebraska
 
jerryc41 wrote:
Ah, newlyweds! That will wear off after a few weeks, and she'll have to wash her own teeth. I've seen that happen so many times. :D


Jerry - I don't think you believe that. I don't. After 52 yrs it still has not "worn off"/ In fact it keeps getting better. - Dave

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Jul 29, 2013 17:00:01   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
 
wilsondl2 wrote:
Jerry - I don't think you believe that. I don't. After 52 yrs it still has not "worn off"/ In fact it keeps getting better. - Dave

Of course. I was just trying some humor. I had 46 good years.

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Jul 30, 2013 11:28:03   #
wilikioti Loc: Deep South, USA
 
jerryc41 wrote:
Of course. I was just trying some humor. I had 46 good years.


I had 22 good years. That was the time between my first wife and my second. :thumbup:

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Jul 30, 2013 11:30:00   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
 
wilikioti wrote:
I had 22 good years. That was the time between my first wife and my second. :thumbup:

Or the guy who said, "I had 14 wonderful years of marriage. Unfortunately, I've been married for 32."

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Jul 30, 2013 12:49:28   #
Ka2azman Loc: Tucson, Az
 
jerryc41 wrote:
Ah, newlyweds! That will wear off after a few weeks, and she'll have to wash her own teeth. I've seen that happen so many times. :D


Just how many time have you been married? lol

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Jul 30, 2013 12:49:54   #
SteveR Loc: Michigan
 
Ahh, yes. Senior honeymoons. Viagra over Niagara.

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Jul 31, 2013 01:22:55   #
Hal81 Loc: Bucks County, Pa.
 
I had a friend that used to say"I had two years of happy mairred life, Two out of fifty ant bad."

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Jul 31, 2013 01:25:14   #
Hal81 Loc: Bucks County, Pa.
 
I know what your going to say. "ant ant in the english language"

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Jul 31, 2013 01:25:15   #
SteveR Loc: Michigan
 
Hal81 wrote:
I had a friend that used to say"I had two years of happy mairred life, Two out of fifty ant bad."


Sometimes ya gotta live on the fumes of those first two years!!

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