mlj wrote:
On the morning after the consummation of the marriage of two senior citizens, the new bride awoke purring. Hearing her new husband running water in the bathroom, she said, "Did you just brush your teeth?"
The husband answered, "Yes, dear. And while I was at it, I brushed yours too."
Ah, newlyweds! That will wear off after a few weeks, and she'll have to wash her own teeth. I've seen that happen so many times. :D