Five Germans in an Audi Quatrro
Jul 29, 2013 07:52:02 #
Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. The Italian Customs Officer stops them and tells them "It's illegal to put 5 people in a Quattro."
"What do you mean it's illegal?" asks the German driver.
"Quattro means four" replies the Italian official.
"Quattro is just the name of the car" the Germans retort unbelievingly. "Look at the dam papers: the car is designed to carry 5 persons."
"You can't pull that one on me!" replies the Italian customs officer. "Quattro means four. You have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the law."
The German driver replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your Supervisor over. I want to speak to someone with more intelligence!"
"Sorry" responds the Italian officer, "He can't come. He's busy witha 2 guys in a Fiat Uno."
"What do you mean it's illegal?" asks the German driver.
"Quattro means four" replies the Italian official.
"Quattro is just the name of the car" the Germans retort unbelievingly. "Look at the dam papers: the car is designed to carry 5 persons."
"You can't pull that one on me!" replies the Italian customs officer. "Quattro means four. You have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the law."
The German driver replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your Supervisor over. I want to speak to someone with more intelligence!"
"Sorry" responds the Italian officer, "He can't come. He's busy witha 2 guys in a Fiat Uno."
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GARGLEBLASTER wrote:
Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Ital... (show quote)
I believe it!!!!!!!
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