George Bush and the Devil
Jul 29, 2013 07:17:47 #
George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell where the devil is waiting for him.
"I don't know what to do here, " says the devil. " You are on my list. . . but I have no room for you." "You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do." "I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you, I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves.
George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.
The devil opened the door to the first room: in it was Richard Nixon in a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty-handed over and over and over. - Such was his fate in hell.
"No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and don't think I could do that all day long."
The devil led him to the next room: in it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.
"No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all could do was break rocks all day!" commented George.
The devil opened a third door. In the room George saw Bill Clinton, lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this."
The devil smiled and said, "OK, Monica, youre free to go!"
"I don't know what to do here, " says the devil. " You are on my list. . . but I have no room for you." "You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do." "I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you, I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves.
George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.
The devil opened the door to the first room: in it was Richard Nixon in a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty-handed over and over and over. - Such was his fate in hell.
"No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and don't think I could do that all day long."
The devil led him to the next room: in it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.
"No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all could do was break rocks all day!" commented George.
The devil opened a third door. In the room George saw Bill Clinton, lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this."
The devil smiled and said, "OK, Monica, youre free to go!"
Jul 29, 2013 08:14:42 #
Jul 29, 2013 08:37:14 #
Obviously you have never read Douglas Adams?
The full name should be Pangalactic Gargleblaster but I thought it was really too long.
The full name should be Pangalactic Gargleblaster but I thought it was really too long.
Jul 29, 2013 08:45:32 #
GARGLEBLASTER wrote:
Obviously you have never read Douglas Adams?
The full name should be Pangalactic Gargleblaster but I thought it was really too long.
http://hitchhikers.wikia.com/wiki/Pan_Galactic_Gargle_Blaster
The full name should be Pangalactic Gargleblaster but I thought it was really too long.
http://hitchhikers.wikia.com/wiki/Pan_Galactic_Gargle_Blaster
Jul 29, 2013 10:37:09 #
GARGLEBLASTER wrote:
George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes t... (show quote)
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Jul 30, 2013 08:37:08 #
Jul 31, 2013 01:35:39 #
Funny but I heard a differant story. It was obummer that died and was given the chance to choose being thrown in the lake of fire or being thrown in a cesspool. He seen all his fellow libreas with just their heads out of the cesspool. He said Ill take the cesspool. JUst than a bell rang and the devil said "OK breaks over back on your nees".
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