sarge69 Loc: Ft Myers, FL

Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers who can remember doing the "Limbo" as if it were yesterday.
They include:

Bobby Darin ---
Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' A Flash

Herman's Hermits ---
Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker

Ringo Starr ---
I Get By With A Little Help From Depends

The Bee Gees ---
How Can You Mend A Broken Hip?

Roberta Flack---
The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face


Johnny Nash ---
I Can't See Clearly Now

Paul Simon---
Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver

The Commodores ---
Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom

Procol Harem---
A Whiter Shade Of Hair

Leo Sayer ---
You Make Me Feel Like Napping

The Temptations ---
Papa's Got A Kidney Stone

Abba---
Denture Queen

Tony Orlando ---
Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall

Helen Reddy ---
I Am Woman; Hear Me Snore

Leslie Gore---
It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To

And Last, but NOT least:
Willie Nelson ---
On the Commode Again

God, aren't senior great ?

Sarge69

GeneB Loc: Chattanooga Tennessee

yes we are.

TrainNut Loc: Ridin' the rails

:thumbup:
Good ones. Keep us laughing, we need it. Thanks. :lol:

tlbuljac Loc: Oklahoma

Sarge....and at your age too

gonate Loc: sacramento,calif

Keep on ,I need all the help I can get.

wireman8 Loc: Toledo, Ohio

Good ones Sarge, keep them coming.

Rathyatra Loc: Southport, United Kingdom

Great Sarge - made me laugh my A..E off!!

PAR4DCR Loc: A Sunny Place

Sarge,

Getting old is NOT for the faint of heart!!!

Don

KW Conch Loc: USA

:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

DJ Mills Loc: Idaho

Never trust people under 50.

KW Conch Loc: USA

My doctor said the growing old is not for sissies.

Rabbott Loc: Grass Valley , California

I chuckled out loud,,, thanx sarg!!