Terrymac Loc: LONDON U.K.

OLD Distinction between Guts and Balls


To those of you who are nit-pickers about the meaning of words, there is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls, but do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS - is arriving home late, after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask, “Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?”

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, with lipstick on your collar, and slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say,
“You're next, Chubby.”

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome.

Both result in death

Samuraiz Loc: Central Florida

Now that's funny!

DOOK Loc: Maclean, Australia

:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

STVest Loc: LA - that's Lower Alabama

My husband really enjoyed this joke. I had to wait for him to stop laughing so I could be sure he heard the end result of both scenarios.

tlbuljac Loc: Oklahoma

well I guess I was close in the understanding...I always thought guts was what a man had when caught with another woman and balls was what a woman felt rubbing up against her a$$ during sex

Big Stopper Loc: London

Thanks Terrymac, useful information! :lol: