VHD-Tex Loc: Mc Allen Tx.

A Harley biker is riding by the zoo when he sees a little girl learning into the lion's cage.

Suddenly, the lion grabs her through the bars by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.

The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.

Whimpering from the pain, the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thanks him endlessly.

A reporter has watched the entire event. The reporter addressing the Biker says, "Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole live"

The Harley rider replies, "Why, it was really nothing, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as It felt the right thing to do."

The reporter says, " Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page.....So what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have, if any.

The biker replies, "I'm a U.S Marine and a Republican.

The following morning the biker buys the paper to see news of his actions and reads, on the front page........

U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH.

This pretty much sums up the medias approach to the news these days!

Pkfish Loc: Wilson Wy

Not how I figured that story would end. But pretty much somes up the bias of the news.. Thanx

tlbuljac Loc: Oklahoma

why did I see that coming

magicray Loc: Tampa Bay, Florida

Very funny! Thank you!

mooseeyes Loc: Sonora, California

It is so true, that the humor is lost to today's truth.

heyrob Loc: Western Washington

My apologies to modern Harley Riders...

Back when I was a county cop, I went for a ride along with my brother who was a state trooper, we pulled over a rather unsavory motorcycle gang member who was wearing "colors", after dealing with this argumentative individual, whom my brother was only going to warn, but talked himself into a ticket anyway, he drove away. My brother turned to me and asked "Do you know the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?" I said "No", the replied "The position of the dirt bag." I laughed for several minutes.

magicray Loc: Tampa Bay, Florida

Great joke. One of my favorites. "Back when I was a county cop" Where was that Rob?
Mayberry. Ha! Ha!

Rob! Rob! Where are you?


I'm right here, Andy!

Wabbit Loc: Arizona Desert

I wanna laugh at this Doc, but I'm having difficulty

heyrob Loc: Western Washington

No King County Washington. Amusing picture a short distance from where I live is a small town called Fife, above the order terminal in the local Denny's is a picture of Barny with a caption about Fife's finest. Sorry I don't remember the exact quote, but I asked what the local LEO's thought of the picture, she said "They think it's funny.... I think" :lol:

VHD-Tex Loc: Mc Allen Tx.

Me too!

magicray Loc: Tampa Bay, Florida

Cute story. Don Knotts was one funny dude.

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