Milk & Avocados
Jul 21, 2013 10:27:39 #
A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go to the store
and buy a carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6."
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"
He replied, "They had avocados."
If you're a woman, I'm sure you're going back to read it again!
Men will get it the first time.
My work here is done.
Sarge69
and buy a carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6."
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"
He replied, "They had avocados."
If you're a woman, I'm sure you're going back to read it again!
Men will get it the first time.
My work here is done.
Sarge69
Jul 21, 2013 12:09:05 #
Oh yeah! Been there many times and I have a hunch history will repeat itself. :mrgreen:
Jul 21, 2013 12:35:53 #
Thanks Sarge!! That made me giggle and giggle. Read it to my husband, son and step daughter. Got a good hearty laugh out of all of them. Confusing at first, then the AHA comes, which makes it even funnier!!
Jul 22, 2013 09:03:27 #
Jul 24, 2013 09:54:26 #
sarge69 wrote:
A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go to the store
and buy a carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6."
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"
He replied, "They had avocados."
If you're a woman, I'm sure you're going back to read it again!
Men will get it the first time.
My work here is done.
Sarge69
and buy a carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6."
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"
He replied, "They had avocados."
If you're a woman, I'm sure you're going back to read it again!
Men will get it the first time.
My work here is done.
Sarge69
HAHAHAHAH! That's priceless! Thanks for the chuckle! :thumbup: :lol:
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