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Screams of passion.
Jul 21, 2013 01:31:24   #
bemused_bystander Loc: Orkney Islands, UK
 
A little Aussie humour...

An Italian, a Frenchman and an Aussie were talking about screams of passion.
The Italian said: "Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with the finest extra virgin
olive oil, then we made passionate love and I made her scream, non stop for five minutes."

The Frenchman said: "Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with special aphrodisiac
oil from Provence and then we made passionate love. I made her scream for fifteen minutes straight."

The Aussie said: That's nothing! Last night I massaged my wife, y'know, all over
her body with a special butter. I caressed her entire body with the
butter, and then made love and I made her scream for two long hours."

The Italian and Frenchman, astonished, asked, "Two full hours? ...wow!
that's phenomenal. How did you do it to make her scream for two hours?"


The Aussie replied,

"I wiped my hands on the curtains."

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Jul 21, 2013 01:41:42   #
Hal81 Loc: Bucks County, Pa.
 
bemused_bystander wrote:
A little Aussie humour...

An Italian, a Frenchman and an Aussie were talking about screams of passion.
The Italian said: "Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with the finest extra virgin
olive oil, then we made passionate love and I made her scream, non stop for five minutes."

The Frenchman said: "Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with special aphrodisiac
oil from Provence and then we made passionate love. I made her scream for fifteen minutes straight."

The Aussie said: That's nothing! Last night I massaged my wife, y'know, all over
her body with a special butter. I caressed her entire body with the
butter, and then made love and I made her scream for two long hours."

The Italian and Frenchman, astonished, asked, "Two full hours? ...wow!
that's phenomenal. How did you do it to make her scream for two hours?"


The Aussie replied,

"I wiped my hands on the curtains."
A little Aussie humour... br br An Italian, a Fr... (show quote)


Funeeeeee.

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Jul 21, 2013 02:01:42   #
gmcase Loc: Galt's Gulch
 
:thumbup:

I heard where he wiped a different member off on the curtains! :shock:

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Jul 21, 2013 02:06:38   #
heyrob Loc: Western Washington
 
Sort of on the same line...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0YXPN3aFMQ

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