Camilla, the Duchess of Cornwall
Jul 18, 2013 16:21:04 #
Camilla, the Duchess of Cornwall, had bought new shoes for her wedding.
During the big day they became increasingly tighter and tighter as the day went on. That night, when the festivities were finally over and they retired to their room, she flopped on the bed and said softly: "Charles, darling, please remove my shoes, my feet are killing me."
Her ever-obedient Prince of Wales attacked her right shoe with vigour, but it would not budge.
"Harder" yelled Camilla, "Harder"
Charles yelled back: "I'm trying, darling, but it's just so bloody tight!"
"Come on! Give it all you've got" she cried. Finally, when it released, Charles let out a big groan and Camilla exclaimed, "There, oh God, that feels so good"
In their bedroom next door, the Queen said to Prince Phillip, "See, I told you' with, a face like that she had to be a virgin"
Meanwhile, as Charles tried to remove her left shoe, he cried, "Oh, God, darling, this one's even tighter!"
At which Prince Phillip said to the Queen, "That's my boy, he served in the Navy: once a Rear Admiral, always a Rear Admiral!"
During the big day they became increasingly tighter and tighter as the day went on. That night, when the festivities were finally over and they retired to their room, she flopped on the bed and said softly: "Charles, darling, please remove my shoes, my feet are killing me."
Her ever-obedient Prince of Wales attacked her right shoe with vigour, but it would not budge.
"Harder" yelled Camilla, "Harder"
Charles yelled back: "I'm trying, darling, but it's just so bloody tight!"
"Come on! Give it all you've got" she cried. Finally, when it released, Charles let out a big groan and Camilla exclaimed, "There, oh God, that feels so good"
In their bedroom next door, the Queen said to Prince Phillip, "See, I told you' with, a face like that she had to be a virgin"
Meanwhile, as Charles tried to remove her left shoe, he cried, "Oh, God, darling, this one's even tighter!"
At which Prince Phillip said to the Queen, "That's my boy, he served in the Navy: once a Rear Admiral, always a Rear Admiral!"
Jul 18, 2013 17:01:19 #
Jul 18, 2013 17:06:54 #
Well I guess it's better to look at the back of her head than that face. She kind of reminds me of that old line "She had a face for radio".
Jul 18, 2013 17:11:47 #
eye2eye wrote:
Well I guess it's better to look at the back of her head than that face. She kind of reminds me of that old line "She had a face for radio".
Or the front
Sarge69
Yikes
Jul 18, 2013 17:15:02 #
Jul 18, 2013 17:18:39 #
RixPix wrote:
It's a choker. Which I'm sure is what most of the people of England wanted to do to her when she was messing with Chuck while married to Di. To choke her.lovely pearl necklace
Jul 19, 2013 03:57:00 #
Jul 19, 2013 05:25:00 #
Jul 19, 2013 06:04:16 #
Jul 19, 2013 07:20:52 #
Terrymac wrote:
Camilla, the Duchess of Cornwall, had bought new s... (show quote)
What was that about a "Golden rivet"????
Jul 19, 2013 08:54:10 #
geoff.
Loc: Plympton-Plymouth-Devon-UK.
you republican's can laugh,but we still like them,I remember the 1939-45 war I was just a boy & king george came & made a visit too our bombed house I WAS Crying for my dad it turned out that been knocked out by blast so that all ended well in the end.
Old Brit!
Take it out of that!
Old Brit!
Take it out of that!
Jul 19, 2013 16:53:35 #
Jul 19, 2013 18:59:16 #
Doddy wrote:
Careful Terrymac...you'll be hauled off to the tower!!!! LOL.
With smut like that the sooner the better :thumbdown: :thumbdown:
Jul 19, 2013 18:59:46 #
Jul 20, 2013 00:20:05 #
enjoyed it much! Also would like to thank you blokes for giving us over here a bit of diversionary news. Its almost like the Royal event was happening here! With the current news here we need the diversion.
If you want to reply, then register here. Registration is free and your account is created instantly, so you can post right away.