It just hit me!!!
Jul 11, 2013 21:37:20 #
IT HIT ME LIKE A TON OF BRICKS!!!!!
I Just Realized Something:
My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.
He has his food prepared for him.
His meals are provided at no cost to him.
He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup and again during the year, if any medical needs arise.
For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.
He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep.
If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.
He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.
He receives these accommodations absolutely free.
He is living like a king and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.
All of his costs are picked up by others who earn a living.
I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a ton of bricks ~
MY dog is a CONGRESSMAN!!!
I Just Realized Something:
My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.
He has his food prepared for him.
His meals are provided at no cost to him.
He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup and again during the year, if any medical needs arise.
For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.
He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep.
If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.
He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.
He receives these accommodations absolutely free.
He is living like a king and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.
All of his costs are picked up by others who earn a living.
I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a ton of bricks ~
MY dog is a CONGRESSMAN!!!
Jul 11, 2013 21:40:12 #
Or in my case a Member of Parliament. I'm still laughing over this one Pounder.
Jul 11, 2013 21:41:42 #
Joe F.N. wrote:
Or in my case a Member of Parliament. I'm still laughing over this one Pounder.
All the same. Just a different title. :thumbup:
Jul 11, 2013 21:44:54 #
pounder35 wrote:
All the same. Just a different title. :thumbup:
Exactly. That dog of yours doesn't care what nationality he is. He'll adapt to any country.
Jul 11, 2013 22:13:51 #
This is why I have never understood why the phrase, "It's a dog's life" is said in such a disparaging tone.
Jul 11, 2013 22:22:18 #
STVest wrote:
This is why I have never understood why the phrase, "It's a dog's life" is said in such a disparaging tone.
I would love to live "a dog's life." :lol: On my way to work a church has a sign that reads "God, let me be the person my dog thinks I am." It fit's for the dog's that I've belonged to. But not the mistreated "status symbols" in "da hood." Thanks a lot Michael Vick! You should be chained to a tree for a few days and thrown a few bones. :thumbup:
Jul 11, 2013 23:04:01 #
"A few days"...how about for life
pounder35 wrote:
I would love to live "a dog's life." :lol: On my way to work a church has a sign that reads "God, let me be the person my dog thinks I am." It fit's for the dog's that I've belonged to. But not the mistreated "status symbols" in "da hood." Thanks a lot Michael Vick! You should be chained to a tree for a few days and thrown a few bones. :thumbup:
Jul 11, 2013 23:04:27 #
Jul 12, 2013 03:37:10 #
Pounder, your dog would probably put the vast majority of Senators and Congressmen to shame. Remember, I'm saying this without personally knowing your dog.
Jul 12, 2013 08:15:38 #
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