How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change a Light Bulb?
Jul 11, 2013 17:54:25 #
How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change a Light Bulb?
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?
Border Collie: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
Dachshund: I can't reach the stupid lamp!
Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
Rottweiler: Go Ahead! Make me!
Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Let the servants. . .
Lab: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?
Malamute: Let the Border collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
Pointer: I see it, there it is, right there...
Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
Australian Shepherd: Put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?
Irish Setter: What's a light bulb?
Pit Bull: What do I care, there's no lightbulbs under this front porch!
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?
Border Collie: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
Dachshund: I can't reach the stupid lamp!
Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
Rottweiler: Go Ahead! Make me!
Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Let the servants. . .
Lab: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?
Malamute: Let the Border collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
Pointer: I see it, there it is, right there...
Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
Australian Shepherd: Put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?
Irish Setter: What's a light bulb?
Pit Bull: What do I care, there's no lightbulbs under this front porch!
Me and Mykira my Golden Retriever in 2011
Jul 11, 2013 17:59:27 #
Jul 11, 2013 18:02:20 #
RLKurth wrote:
How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change a Light Bulb?... (show quote)
Funny, RLKurth, enjoyed it
Jul 12, 2013 10:27:23 #
Jul 12, 2013 10:34:27 #
Jim_In_Plymouth wrote:
How many cats....?
Cat: Why are you bothering me, peasant? And why is my food receptacle nearly depleted?
And... an... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..
Jul 12, 2013 13:14:20 #
Jul 12, 2013 13:31:49 #
rtrpics
Loc: WV
wow, what a creative mind to come up with that... i would love to hear you talk about peoples personalities and their choice of pets or dogs...
Jul 12, 2013 14:15:11 #
Jul 12, 2013 14:51:14 #
rtrpics
Loc: WV
dave1939 wrote:
It was just a joke, dom't be so damn sensitive
if you were responding to me, you fell into a common problem with email,you misread the intention... I genuinely she was creative and would LOVE to hear what she might say about my suggested topic...in no way was I being sarcastic...
Jul 12, 2013 14:54:12 #
rtrpics
Loc: WV
addition... genuinely thought...better clarify before i'm tarred and feathered emailistically speaking...
Jul 12, 2013 15:54:57 #
Jim_In_Plymouth wrote:
How many cats....?
My cat does it at 4 AM! lol
Needs no help either !
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