Gods Helping Light!
Jul 10, 2013 14:16:09 #
An 80 year old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back normal.
The doctor says, "Bert, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?"
Bert replies, " God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it for when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof, the light goes on. When I am done, poof, the light goes off."
"Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says.
A little later in the day, the doctor calls Bert's wife.
"Ethel," he says, "Bert's doing fine but I had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God".
" Is it true that he gets up during the night and poof, the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, poof the light goes off?"
"OH MY GAWD! Ethel screams, " He's peeing in the fridge again !!!!!.
The doctor says, "Bert, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?"
Bert replies, " God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it for when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof, the light goes on. When I am done, poof, the light goes off."
"Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says.
A little later in the day, the doctor calls Bert's wife.
"Ethel," he says, "Bert's doing fine but I had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God".
" Is it true that he gets up during the night and poof, the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, poof the light goes off?"
"OH MY GAWD! Ethel screams, " He's peeing in the fridge again !!!!!.
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Radioman
Loc: Ontario Canada
GARGLEBLASTER wrote:
I object to this slur on 80 year olds!!!!
I see that you have a wee problem with it !!!
Jul 12, 2013 00:26:45 #
Radioman wrote:
I see that you have a wee problem with it !!!
Im glad im not 80 any more, Im 83.
Jul 12, 2013 00:40:28 #
RLKurth wrote:
An 80 year old man goes for a physical. All of his... (show quote)
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