going hunting
Jul 9, 2013 06:15:27 #
The old man sitting on his front porch down in Louisiana, watching the sun rise,
Sees the neighbor's kid walk by carrying something big under his arm.
He yells out "Hey boy, what'cha got there?"
Boy yells back "Roll of chicken wire."
Old man says "What you gonna do with that?"
Boy says "Catch some chickens."
Old man yells "You damn fool, you can't catch chickens with chicken wire!"
Boy just laughs and keeps walking.
That evening at sunset the boy comes walking by and to the old man's surprise he
is dragging behind him the chicken wire with about 30 chickens caught in it.
Same time next morning the old man is out watching the sun rise and he sees the
boy walk by carrying something kind of round in his hand.
Old man yells out "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"
Boy yells back "Roll of duck tape."
Old man says "What you gonna do with that?"
Boy says back "Catch me some ducks."
Old man yells back, "You damn fool, you can't catch ducks with duck tape!"
Boy just laughs and keeps walking.
That night around sunset the boy walks by coming home and to the old man's
amazement he is trailing behind him the unrolled roll of duck tape with about 35
ducks caught in it.
Same time next morning the old man sees the boy walking by carrying what looks
like a long reed with something fuzzy on the end. Old man says "Hey boy, what'cha
got there?"
Boy says "It's a pussy willow."
Old man says "Hold on, I'll get my hat."
Sees the neighbor's kid walk by carrying something big under his arm.
He yells out "Hey boy, what'cha got there?"
Boy yells back "Roll of chicken wire."
Old man says "What you gonna do with that?"
Boy says "Catch some chickens."
Old man yells "You damn fool, you can't catch chickens with chicken wire!"
Boy just laughs and keeps walking.
That evening at sunset the boy comes walking by and to the old man's surprise he
is dragging behind him the chicken wire with about 30 chickens caught in it.
Same time next morning the old man is out watching the sun rise and he sees the
boy walk by carrying something kind of round in his hand.
Old man yells out "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"
Boy yells back "Roll of duck tape."
Old man says "What you gonna do with that?"
Boy says back "Catch me some ducks."
Old man yells back, "You damn fool, you can't catch ducks with duck tape!"
Boy just laughs and keeps walking.
That night around sunset the boy walks by coming home and to the old man's
amazement he is trailing behind him the unrolled roll of duck tape with about 35
ducks caught in it.
Same time next morning the old man sees the boy walking by carrying what looks
like a long reed with something fuzzy on the end. Old man says "Hey boy, what'cha
got there?"
Boy says "It's a pussy willow."
Old man says "Hold on, I'll get my hat."
Jul 9, 2013 07:46:09 #
Jul 10, 2013 07:42:36 #
Jul 10, 2013 09:38:28 #
taffthetooth wrote:
How many willows did they get? :thumbup:
I don't think that was what the old man thought that was what they were going after
Jul 10, 2013 14:41:52 #
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