Whats the most intellectual joke you know?
Jul 6, 2013 19:03:56 #
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are walking down the street together. A juggler is performing on the street but there are so many people that the four men cant see the juggler. So the juggler goes on top of a platform and asks:
Can you see me now? The four men answer: Yes. Oui. Si. Ja.
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That joke is just one of 25 jokes that might be above the intellect of many of us. These are jokes submitted by mathematicians, physicists, biologists, and other highly intelligent people ... The most highbrow jokes of the world:
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/how-many-surrealists-does-it-take-to-screw-in-a-light-bulb-a-fish-the-most-highbrow-jokes-in-the-world-8691191.html
Can you see me now? The four men answer: Yes. Oui. Si. Ja.
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That joke is just one of 25 jokes that might be above the intellect of many of us. These are jokes submitted by mathematicians, physicists, biologists, and other highly intelligent people ... The most highbrow jokes of the world:
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/how-many-surrealists-does-it-take-to-screw-in-a-light-bulb-a-fish-the-most-highbrow-jokes-in-the-world-8691191.html
Jul 6, 2013 19:46:26 #
Maybe this child will create some high brow jokes:
"Two-year-old Adam Kirby joins Mensa with IQ higher than both David Cameron and Barack Obama"
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/twoyearold-adam-kirby-joins-mensa-with-iq-higher-than-both-david-cameron-and-barack-obama-8676762.html
"Two-year-old Adam Kirby joins Mensa with IQ higher than both David Cameron and Barack Obama"
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/twoyearold-adam-kirby-joins-mensa-with-iq-higher-than-both-david-cameron-and-barack-obama-8676762.html
Jul 7, 2013 07:05:30 #
Jul 7, 2013 07:06:21 #
For your perusal:
A programmers wife tells him: Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen. The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread. :-)
A programmers wife tells him: Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen. The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread. :-)
Jul 7, 2013 09:22:44 #
ole sarg
Loc: south florida
I was in Boston and it being dinner time was looking for a good fish restaurant.
I walked up to this gentleman who was wearing tweeds and asked: Do you know where one can get scrod in Boston?
He replied: That was never asked of me in the past pluperfect before!
I walked up to this gentleman who was wearing tweeds and asked: Do you know where one can get scrod in Boston?
He replied: That was never asked of me in the past pluperfect before!
Jul 7, 2013 09:23:06 #
What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an atheist and a dyslexic?
Jul 7, 2013 09:53:45 #
edg.photos
Loc: Charlotte NC
cheineck wrote:
What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an atheist and a dyslexic?
Someone who can't sleep at night, wondering if there really is a dog
Jul 7, 2013 10:20:33 #
edg.photos wrote:
Someone who can't sleep at night, wondering if there really is a dog
Right on! That was quick... most people never get it.
Jul 7, 2013 10:24:58 #
Jean-Paul Sartre is sitting at a French cafe, revising his draft of Being and Nothingness. He says to the waitress, "I'd like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream." The waitress replies, "I'm sorry, Monsieur, but we're out of cream. How about with no milk?"
Jul 7, 2013 10:25:39 #
A biologist, a chemist, and a statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5ft to the left, the chemist takes a shot and misses 5ft to the right, the statistician yells "We got 'em!"
Jul 7, 2013 10:26:12 #
Jul 7, 2013 10:27:39 #
cheineck wrote:
Right on! That was quick... most people never get it.
You only had to look at the link to see all of the jokes and the answers
Jul 7, 2013 10:58:33 #
I loved these. Thanks for sharing. Crow joke and juggler jokes were my favorites.
Jul 7, 2013 11:05:59 #
A man at the meat counter says to the butcher,..
Your pork chops are too expensive, they are only $4.95 per pound down the street.
The butcher replies,...Then why don't you go buy them there?
Their all out,...the man says
The butcher replies,.....Well if I was all out of them,.... they'd be $4.95 per pound too.
Your pork chops are too expensive, they are only $4.95 per pound down the street.
The butcher replies,...Then why don't you go buy them there?
Their all out,...the man says
The butcher replies,.....Well if I was all out of them,.... they'd be $4.95 per pound too.
Jul 7, 2013 11:14:57 #
dlwhawaii wrote:
I would think any IQ is higher than Obama's.
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
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