red tomatoes
Jul 5, 2013 06:39:49 #
A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get her
tomatoes to turn red. One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a
gentleman neighbor. He had the most beautiful garden full of huge red
tomatoes. the woman asked the gentleman, "What do you do to get your
tomatoes so red?"
The man responded, "Well, twice a day I stand in front of my tomato
garden, naked in my trench coat and flash them. My tomatoes turn red
from blushing so much."
The woman was so impressed; she decided to try doing the same thing to
her tomato garden to see if it would work. So twice a day for two weeks
she flashed her garden hoping for the best.
One day the gentleman was passing by and asked the woman,"By the way,
how did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red? "No," she replied,
"but my cucumbers are enormous."
tomatoes to turn red. One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a
gentleman neighbor. He had the most beautiful garden full of huge red
tomatoes. the woman asked the gentleman, "What do you do to get your
tomatoes so red?"
The man responded, "Well, twice a day I stand in front of my tomato
garden, naked in my trench coat and flash them. My tomatoes turn red
from blushing so much."
The woman was so impressed; she decided to try doing the same thing to
her tomato garden to see if it would work. So twice a day for two weeks
she flashed her garden hoping for the best.
One day the gentleman was passing by and asked the woman,"By the way,
how did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red? "No," she replied,
"but my cucumbers are enormous."
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