Another groaner.
Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today,I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come work."
The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I can go to work. You should try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and feel great. I be at work soon".
"You got nice house."
DOOK
Loc: Maclean, Australia
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Bunko.T wrote:
Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today,I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come work."
The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I can go to work. You should try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and feel great. I be at work soon".
"You got nice house."
Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, bo... (
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Bunko.T wrote:
Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today,I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come work."
The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I can go to work. You should try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and feel great. I be at work soon".
"You got nice house."
Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, bo... (
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Hey, we already did this one. See "A Sick Chinese Man" earlier today. Racial overtones and all.
This joke is much better, no racial tones in it yet.
Schwabo wrote:
This joke is much better, no racial tones in it yet.
Yeah, didn't see it till after this one. Gee! aren't some folks sensitive. Or maybe they're just frustrated bozoes looking for an argument. Gets a bit silly the more they go on.
It seems there are quite a few on the hog like them.
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