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Jul 4, 2013 04:57:20   #
Bunko.T Loc: Western Australia.
 
We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons",
>where:
>
>:) means a smile and
>
>:( is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by
>
>:-) and
>
>:-( respectively.
>
>Well, how about some "assicons"? Here goes:
>
>(_!_) a regular ass
>
>(__!__) a fat ass
>
>(!) a tight ass
>
>(_*_) a sore ass
>
>{_!_} a swishy ass
>
>
>(_o_) an ass that's been around
>
>(_x_) kiss my ass
>
>(_X_) leave my ass alone
>
>(_zzz_) a tired ass
>
>(_E=mc2_) a smart ass
>
>(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
>
>(_?_) Dumb Ass
>
>..oo*"""**oo.oo*""*oo..
>oo*" "*o.o*" "*o.
>
>o o *o
>.o o 'o
>o o
>o.
>o
> o
> o
>o \o/ o
>o --0--
> o
>o. /o\ o
>o o o
>o o
> o
>o
> o oo
>oo o oo
>oo. oo
> oo
>'ooo. .oo. ooo
>o ""oo,, ,,oO-'Oo, ,,,,,oo"o
>o. """""" oo """"" o
>o oo
> o
>o oo
> o
>o o o
>o o o
>o
> o o
>o o o
>o o o
>o o o
>o o o
>
>You have just been e-mooned! >

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Jul 4, 2013 05:36:06   #
TucsonCoyote Loc: Tucson AZ
 
I didn't get that last part and I'm not sure I want to know!
But I did like the assicons !

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Jul 4, 2013 05:58:32   #
taffthetooth Loc: U.K
 
Brilliant, though I could have done without the out loud laugh
as I've a very sore throat!

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Jul 4, 2013 08:20:03   #
PrairieSeasons Loc: Red River of the North
 
(.)(.)

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Jul 4, 2013 11:40:10   #
TrainNut Loc: Ridin' the rails
 
It is better to be a (_E=mc2_)than a (_?_). :roll:

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Jul 4, 2013 12:16:14   #
GARGLEBLASTER Loc: Spain
 
(__@__) guess what that is.

(__8__) a double the fun ass

(_%_) percentass.

(__b@d__) bad ass!

(_o__!__o_) ass's milk?
!!!!!!!!!!!!

(_____)(_____) an ass the size of a small country.

(_€_) euro-ass

(_ _) O
Ass Hole

And derivatives

(__ __) O
Big ass Hole

(___ ___) O
Giant Ass hole

(___o___) ass piration
^^^
^^^^
^^^^^

(__.__) ass enscion
(__.__)(__.__)
(__.__)(__.__)(__.__)
(__.__)(__.__)(__.__)(__.__)(__.__)
(__.__)(__.__)(__.__)(__.__)(__.__)(__.__)(__.__)

(__9__) assanine

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Jul 4, 2013 16:13:03   #
TucsonCoyote Loc: Tucson AZ
 
PrairieSeasons wrote:
(.)(.)

Now I KNOW what those are ! :)

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Jul 4, 2013 17:16:21   #
TrainNut Loc: Ridin' the rails
 
PrairieSeasons wrote:
(.)(.)

TucsonCoyote
Now I KNOW what those are !

But cheeks with pimples? :roll: ;-) :lol:

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Jul 4, 2013 17:37:15   #
TucsonCoyote Loc: Tucson AZ
 
TrainNut wrote:
PrairieSeasons wrote:
(.)(.)

TucsonCoyote
Now I KNOW what those are !

But cheeks with pimples? :roll: ;-) :lol:


I though that was a front view!
Dimples on butt cheeks would be OK though!

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Jul 4, 2013 17:50:47   #
TrainNut Loc: Ridin' the rails
 
TucsonCoyote wrote:
I though that was a front view!
Dimples on butt cheeks would be OK though!


I think you are right. I was being a (_E=mc2_). ;-)

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Jul 4, 2013 21:45:00   #
Bunko.T Loc: Western Australia.
 
Bunko.T wrote:
We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons",
>where:
>
>:) means a smile and
>
>:( is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by
>
>:-) and
>
>:-( respectively.
>
>Well, how about some "assicons"? Here goes:
>
>(_!_) a regular ass
>
>(__!__) a fat ass
>
>(!) a tight ass
>
>(_*_) a sore ass
>
>{_!_} a swishy ass
>
>
>(_o_) an ass that's been around
>
>(_x_) kiss my ass
>
>(_X_) leave my ass alone
>
>(_zzz_) a tired ass
>
>(_E=mc2_) a smart ass
>
>(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
>
>(_?_) Dumb Ass
>
>..oo*"""**oo.oo*""*oo..
>oo*" "*o.o*" "*o.
>
>o o *o
>.o o 'o
>o o
>o.
>o
> o
> o
>o \o/ o
>o --0--
> o
>o. /o\ o
>o o o
>o o
> o
>o
> o oo
>oo o oo
>oo. oo
> oo
>'ooo. .oo. ooo
>o ""oo,, ,,oO-'Oo, ,,,,,oo"o
>o. """""" oo """"" o
>o oo
> o
>o oo
> o
>o o o
>o o o
>o
> o o
>o o o
>o o o
>o o o
>o o o
>
>You have just been e-mooned! >
We all know those cute little computer symbols cal... (show quote)



When I go to reply, the correct view appears but not in the incoming view. It's a big picture of a rear view. Hence the moon caption. Some things just don't gel.

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Jul 4, 2013 21:47:13   #
PrairieSeasons Loc: Red River of the North
 
PrairieSeasons wrote:
(.)(.)


And for a slightly more zaftig version

(.Y.)

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Jul 4, 2013 22:06:35   #
TrainNut Loc: Ridin' the rails
 
PrairieSeasons wrote:
And for a slightly more zaftig version

(.Y.)


Nice ones. ;)

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Jul 4, 2013 22:17:25   #
Bunko.T Loc: Western Australia.
 
TrainNut wrote:
Nice ones. ;)


Let the imagination run free.

( . ) ( . )


o


( /*\ )

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Jul 4, 2013 22:19:12   #
Bunko.T Loc: Western Australia.
 
Bunko.T wrote:
Let the imagination run free.

( . ) ( . )


o


( /*\ )


Damn! These things just don't do as we ask. View in the reply window.

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