Bunko.T Loc: Western Australia.

There's nothing worse than a doctors receptionist insisting you tell her what's wrong in a room full of patients.
We've all had this experience at some time.
An old guy walks into a crowded surgery & the receptionist said,"Yes sir, What are you seeing the doctor for today?"
"There's something wrong with my penis,"he replied.
The receptionist became irritated & said,"You shouldn't come into a crowded office and say things like that."
"Why not? you asked me what was wrong & I told you," he said.
"You've obviously caused some embarresment in this room full of people," replied the receptionist."You should have said there was something wrong with your ear or something & then discussed the problem with the doctor in private."
The man walked out, waited several minutes & then re-entered.
The receptionist smiled smuggly & asked,"Yes?"
"There's something wrong with my ear," the old guy said.
The receptionist nodded approvingly & smiled, knowing he had taken her advice."And what is wrong with your ear,Sir?"
"I can't piss out of it ," the old bloke replied.

The Doctors office erupted into laughter!

GWR100 Loc: England

That is a cracker, Keep them coming Bunko
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CORNISH Loc: CORNWALL, UK

Very funny

Big Stopper Loc: London

Loved it, spilt my wine too :lol:

tlbuljac Loc: Oklahoma

just sprayed my drink all over my computer....again

Chinaman Loc: Adelaide, South Australia, Australia

Loved it!

Shakey Loc: Traveling again to Norway and other places.

You betcha!

lovesphotos Loc: Colorado and Arizona

He should have cleaned the wax out of it. :lol:

RAK Loc: Concord Ca

reminds me of when I had my vasectomy done. I had to bring a sample 1 week later, when I put it on the counter the receptionist smirked and said the doc would check it right away. Presently she cam back to the window and said that I still had some swimmers and to bring another sample next week. Well being an electrician we use a compound called wire lube for drawing conductors thru conduit, and it we had some new stuff that looked very similar to......
I went home cleaned out a quart mayonaise jar and filled it about half way. When I returned the next week I proudly and boldly walked up to the counter and popped the jar onto the counter and excalimed here I think you'll find these are all dead! The receptionist gulped and blushed and I thought the doc was gonna have a hysterical coronary.
Every once in a while a guy gets a gotcha!

Rabbott Loc: Grass Valley , California

sweet.

gmcase Loc: Galt's Gulch

Bringing such a ridiculously small sample is hilarious!

:XD:

Michael O' Loc: Midwest right now

Bunko, don't tell that one when anyone is sipping any kind of drink !

magicray Loc: Tampa Bay, Florida

I've been pissed in it a few times.

SHUTERED Loc: SO. CAL.

GONNA USE THAT NEXT WEEK1

Penny MG Loc: Fresno, Texas

Love it! Will share it with the physicians I work with.... you'll probably hear the laughter from where ever you are at that moment. :thumbup: :-P