Best one for a while.
Jun 27, 2013 01:13:29 #
JOKE of the WEEK.
A Kiwi and an Australian go to a pastry shop.
The Kiwi whisks three cookies into his pocket with lightning speed. The baker doesnt notice.
The Kiwi says to the Australian: You see how clever we are? Youll never beat that!
The Australian says to the Kiwi: Watch this, an Australian is always cleverer than a Kiwi.
He says to the baker, give me a cookie, I can show you a magic trick!
The baker gives him the cookie which the Australian promptly eats. Then he says to the baker:
Give me another cookie for my magic trick. The baker is getting suspicious but he gives it to him. He eats this one too.
Then he says again: Give me one more cookie... The baker is getting angry now but gives him one anyway.
The Australian eats this one too.
Now the baker is really mad, and he yells: And where is your famous magic trick?
The Australian says: Look in the Kiwis pocket!
A Kiwi and an Australian go to a pastry shop.
The Kiwi whisks three cookies into his pocket with lightning speed. The baker doesnt notice.
The Kiwi says to the Australian: You see how clever we are? Youll never beat that!
The Australian says to the Kiwi: Watch this, an Australian is always cleverer than a Kiwi.
He says to the baker, give me a cookie, I can show you a magic trick!
The baker gives him the cookie which the Australian promptly eats. Then he says to the baker:
Give me another cookie for my magic trick. The baker is getting suspicious but he gives it to him. He eats this one too.
Then he says again: Give me one more cookie... The baker is getting angry now but gives him one anyway.
The Australian eats this one too.
Now the baker is really mad, and he yells: And where is your famous magic trick?
The Australian says: Look in the Kiwis pocket!
Jun 27, 2013 18:25:38 #
Jun 28, 2013 09:55:28 #
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Jun 28, 2013 10:41:22 #
Bunko.T wrote:
JOKE of the WEEK. br br br br A Kiwi and an Au... (show quote)
Brill Bunko :lol: :lol: :lol:
Jun 28, 2013 11:21:52 #
Jun 28, 2013 11:58:24 #
Jun 28, 2013 12:17:03 #
mwoods222 wrote:
What exactly is a Kiiwi ?
I don't know if you're just joking or not, but if not, they are someone from New Zealand.
Jun 28, 2013 21:47:50 #
mwoods222 wrote:
What exactly is a Kiiwi ?
Where have you been? Under a rock. Kiwi, Aussie, Yank, Pommy, Itie, Kraut ETC etc. As was said-- If ya serious, It's a New Zealander. The little island to the South East of Australia which we call our 8th state. No sarcasm intended.
Jun 29, 2013 04:54:00 #
Bunko.T wrote:
Where have you been? Under a rock. Kiwi, Aussie, Yank, Pommy, Itie, Kraut ETC etc. As was said-- If ya serious, It's a New Zealander. The little island to the South East of Australia which we call our 8th state. No sarcasm intended.
8th state my eye.
At least we treat our female politicians with some kind of respect.
Jun 29, 2013 07:01:07 #
Jun 29, 2013 11:04:15 #
Captkirk wrote:
8th state my eye.
At least we treat our female politicians with some kind of respect.
At least we treat our female politicians with some kind of respect.
What happened to Hellen Clarke. Great PM & first woman. Ya booted her out.
At least we don't pinch cookies.
Jun 29, 2013 19:11:09 #
I was not joking I have never heard that expression I also never heard of a Pommy or a Itie As for living under a rock will I drove tractor trailers around New York City for 25 years ever been there I think that qualifies me as above ground.It also qualifies me to have more class that someone who thinks it is cool to make fun of someone just because he asks a honest question
Jun 29, 2013 20:48:19 #
mwoods222 wrote:
I was not joking I have never heard that expression I also never heard of a Pommy or a Itie As for living under a rock will I drove tractor trailers around New York City for 25 years ever been there I think that qualifies me as above ground.It also qualifies me to have more class that someone who thinks it is cool to make fun of someone just because he asks a honest question
Mwoods, it doesn't altogether surprise me that you don't know what a kiwi is. New Zealanders are called kiwis because our national bird is a Flightless one named the Kiwi. sorry I cant show you a photo, but they are nocturnal and reasonably rare so taking a photo is not that easy.To the gentlemen earlier who suggested Shoe Polish. Take a look on the tin, it has a Kiwi bird on it.
Jun 29, 2013 20:58:21 #
mwoods222 wrote:
I was not joking I have never heard that expression I also never heard of a Pommy or a Itie As for living under a rock will I drove tractor trailers around New York City for 25 years ever been there I think that qualifies me as above ground.It also qualifies me to have more class that someone who thinks it is cool to make fun of someone just because he asks a honest question
In that 25yrs in NY you must have lost your sense of humour. There's no shame in not knowing what a Kiwi is.
Just be happy, Don't worry. A smile costs nothing.
A great medium for knowledge is the Information Super Highway-- AKA the internet. Google Kiwi.
Jun 30, 2013 11:39:23 #
Well are u ever going to tell me what a Pommy or an Itie is or should that be self explanitory ?
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