Not PC. Lord forgive me.
Jun 22, 2013 22:56:26 #
I was standing at a bar yesterday and this skinny, little Chinese guy came in, stood next to me and
started drinking a beer. I asked him:
"Do you know any of those martial arts thingies, like Kung-Fu, Karate, or Ju-Jitsu?"
He said, "No! Why the fluck you ask me dat? Is it coz I Chinee?"
"No", I said, "It's because you're drinking my beer, you little slant-eyed bastard !"
started drinking a beer. I asked him:
"Do you know any of those martial arts thingies, like Kung-Fu, Karate, or Ju-Jitsu?"
He said, "No! Why the fluck you ask me dat? Is it coz I Chinee?"
"No", I said, "It's because you're drinking my beer, you little slant-eyed bastard !"
Jun 23, 2013 02:43:53 #
You should be ashamed of yourself posting a joke like that - very funny though, :lol:
Jun 23, 2013 03:41:12 #
You can still joke with the Chinese, Vietnamese and the Scots....used to be you could with most people prior to PC times....since 9-11 and now Obama all bets are off!
Jun 23, 2013 03:50:53 #
bobbybob wrote:
You should be ashamed of yourself posting a joke like that - very funny though, :lol:
I should be but I'm not. Sometimes we just have to sit back and laugh at ourselves. :thumbup:
Jun 23, 2013 08:16:04 #
gerry908
Loc: An Aussie from Scotland
TucsonCoyote wrote:
You can still joke with the Chinese, Vietnamese and the Scots....used to be you could with most people prior to PC times....since 9-11 and now Obama all bets are off!
I've saying that for years. It was a sad day when the PC brigade took over and it wont be long before we cant even laugh at ourselves
Jun 23, 2013 09:12:42 #
For me, this isn't about being 'PC' - it's about common respect for your fellow man instead of using derogotory racist terms.
The joke is rude and tasteless.
The joke is rude and tasteless.
Jun 23, 2013 09:16:50 #
Ambrose wrote:
For me, this isn't about being 'PC' - it's about common respect for your fellow man instead of using derogotory racist terms.
The joke is rude and tasteless.
The joke is rude and tasteless.
Oh get a life! It was a joke.
Jun 23, 2013 10:31:58 #
Ambrose wrote:
For me, this isn't about being 'PC' - it's about common respect for your fellow man instead of using derogotory racist terms.
The joke is rude and tasteless.
The joke is rude and tasteless.
I resemble that remark in a way. However I think you owe the rude and tasteless an apology for dragging them down to my level of un-sophistication. Is that a word?. :roll: :thumbup:
Jun 23, 2013 11:41:49 #
Jun 23, 2013 11:59:40 #
jwrawlinson wrote:
It's not a joke and it's not funny.
JR
JR
It depends on your sense of humor. Mine is warped and I have no problem admitting it. It makes the world more bearable. I suppose you think the Darwin Awards are not funny.
http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/
Jun 23, 2013 13:57:17 #
Jun 23, 2013 18:27:32 #
gerry908
Loc: An Aussie from Scotland
Although I've heard the joke before, I still think it's funny and all this PC crap is getting beyond a joke.
Keep them coming :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Keep them coming :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Jun 23, 2013 19:05:25 #
This is the way I heard the joke at a conference of mid-level government mangers. It provoked quite a round of hearty laughter.
I was standing at a bar yesterday when a man of slightly smaller stature came in, stood next to me and started to drink a beer. It should be noted that his smaller stature in no way is an indication of his social standing in society. I asked the man " Sir, are you well versed in hand to hand combat or defensive tactics". He replied, "No, I am not but may I ask why you make such an inquiry". I replied,"My dear sir, you have unknowingly consumed half of my beverage"
I was standing at a bar yesterday when a man of slightly smaller stature came in, stood next to me and started to drink a beer. It should be noted that his smaller stature in no way is an indication of his social standing in society. I asked the man " Sir, are you well versed in hand to hand combat or defensive tactics". He replied, "No, I am not but may I ask why you make such an inquiry". I replied,"My dear sir, you have unknowingly consumed half of my beverage"
Jun 23, 2013 20:24:33 #
joehel2 wrote:
This is the way I heard the joke at a conference o... (show quote)
Politically correct but not nearly as funny. At least you didn't offend any of the thin skinned, holier than thou, Obummer is God, ass kissing, apologize for everything America has ever done, sorry ass liberals out there. That's my job. :lol: :thumbup:
Jun 23, 2013 20:27:41 #
joehel2 wrote:
This is the way I heard the joke at a conference of mid-level government mangers. It provoked quite a round of hearty laughter.
You are so funny joehel2 ! :roll: 8-)
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