Jake Goes To China (joke)
Jun 16, 2013 15:19:54 #
Jake flies to China on business. As he strolls through Hong Kong, a hooker grabs him and hustles him into the alley. She asks, "What you want, Honey?" Jake thinks for a minute and says" 69". Hooker looks surprised and says, "Why you want Beef and Broccoli?"
A week after Jake returns home, he goes into the bathroom to use the urinal. When he looks down he notices with great disdain that his privates are turning black. In a panic he calls his doctor for an immediate emergency appointment. The doc takes one look and states " You have Shankroid. A rare but serious oriental veneral disease. I will have to surgically remove your privates. Jake turns white and runs out of the office
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When he regained his composure, he decided to get a second opinion. The second doc took one look and said " Oh my God! You have a rare oriental veneral disease called Shankroid. I will have to remove your penis sugrically". Jake ran out and went to the nearest bar.
After a few calming drinks he regained his composure and thought "Gee, this is an oriental disease. Maybe I should go to an oriental doctor. Rushing to the phone he quickly called Dr.Woo and made an immediate appointment.
Jake showed Dr. Woo his blackened penis and said " Two doctors told me I had Shankroid and I would have to have my penis surgically removed".
Dr. Woo laughed hysterically, saying "No, no, no! Penis do not have to be removed. That is crazy". Jake was understandingly relieved and blurted "Oh, doc. That his wonderful".
Dr. Woo replied " No, no, no. Surgery not necessary. You wait 2 weeks it fall off by itsself!"
A week after Jake returns home, he goes into the bathroom to use the urinal. When he looks down he notices with great disdain that his privates are turning black. In a panic he calls his doctor for an immediate emergency appointment. The doc takes one look and states " You have Shankroid. A rare but serious oriental veneral disease. I will have to surgically remove your privates. Jake turns white and runs out of the office
.
When he regained his composure, he decided to get a second opinion. The second doc took one look and said " Oh my God! You have a rare oriental veneral disease called Shankroid. I will have to remove your penis sugrically". Jake ran out and went to the nearest bar.
After a few calming drinks he regained his composure and thought "Gee, this is an oriental disease. Maybe I should go to an oriental doctor. Rushing to the phone he quickly called Dr.Woo and made an immediate appointment.
Jake showed Dr. Woo his blackened penis and said " Two doctors told me I had Shankroid and I would have to have my penis surgically removed".
Dr. Woo laughed hysterically, saying "No, no, no! Penis do not have to be removed. That is crazy". Jake was understandingly relieved and blurted "Oh, doc. That his wonderful".
Dr. Woo replied " No, no, no. Surgery not necessary. You wait 2 weeks it fall off by itsself!"
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