Irishmen ( you gotta love'm)
Jun 16, 2013 09:56:00 #
Paddy walks into the bar to get his Guinness. He is battered and bruised, one eye is closed, and he has an arm in a sling.
"What happened to you?" asked Paddy's mate.
"I got into a fight with that rascal Tom O'Conner!" says Paddy.
"But you are much bigger than Tom" says Paddy's mate "How did he get the better of you?"
"He had something in his hands, a shovel, and he beat me severely with it"
So Paddy's mate said "Didn't you have something in your hand?"
"Yes" said Paddy "Mrs O'Conner's breast, and although it is a thing of great beauty, it was of no damned use in a fight"
"What happened to you?" asked Paddy's mate.
"I got into a fight with that rascal Tom O'Conner!" says Paddy.
"But you are much bigger than Tom" says Paddy's mate "How did he get the better of you?"
"He had something in his hands, a shovel, and he beat me severely with it"
So Paddy's mate said "Didn't you have something in your hand?"
"Yes" said Paddy "Mrs O'Conner's breast, and although it is a thing of great beauty, it was of no damned use in a fight"
Jun 16, 2013 18:33:08 #
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