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Jun 15, 2013 12:33:27   #
rapidrick50 Loc: El Paso, Texas
 
Baby's First Doctor Visit

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.

The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.
'Breast-fed,' she replied.

'Well, strip down to your waist,' the doctor ordered.

She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination.
Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, 'No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk.'

'I know,' she said, 'I'm his Grandma,

But I'm glad I came.'

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Jun 15, 2013 12:52:21   #
tlbuljac Loc: Oklahoma
 
she was one lucky girl

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Jun 16, 2013 07:46:00   #
cockney greg Loc: London E17
 
LOVE IT!!!

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Jun 16, 2013 14:11:13   #
Steve M Loc: Chester, NS, Canada
 
rapidrick50: Did not see that coming. Thanks for the chuckle

Steve

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Jun 16, 2013 15:20:11   #
wonkytripod Loc: Peterborough UK
 
rapidrick50 wrote:
Baby's First Doctor Visit

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.

The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.
'Breast-fed,' she replied.

'Well, strip down to your waist,' the doctor ordered.

She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination.
Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, 'No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk.'

'I know,' she said, 'I'm his Grandma,

But I'm glad I came.'
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:oops: :oops: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Jun 16, 2013 21:22:53   #
pjreed Loc: Tonopah, Arizona
 
Way to Go grandma :thumbup:

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