pipesgt Loc: Central Florida

As he was getting out, a truck came along too closely and completely tore off the driver's door.
Fortunately, a cop in a police car was close enough to see the accident and pulled up behind the Lexus with his lights flashing.

Before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the attorney started screaming hysterically about how his Lexus, which he had just purchased the day before, was completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how any car body shop tried to make it new again.

After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head indisbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most important things in life."

"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.

The cop replied, "Don't you even realize that your left arm is missing? It was severed when the truck hit you!"

"OH, MY GOD!!!" screamed the lawyer ...................

"My Rolex!"

Ambrose Loc: North America

Hilarious!

Pepper Loc: Planet Earth Country USA

Funny

Macromad Loc: New Zealand

yep that'd be right

cudakite Loc: San Antonio

Hilarious!! =D

Blue Spark Loc: Sandy Springs, GA

heh heh heh hehhhhhh

JRM

Thanks. Funny needed the laugh

alby Loc: very eastern pa.

Lexus owner ....yep!!!

Rabbott Loc: Grass Valley , California

hmmmm,,, wonder how long it will take him to bleed out.