Doddy Loc: Barnard Castle-England

The Redcoats had surrounded the Scottish army and the Redcoat Officer shouted up to them "Surrender or die". A Clanchief stood up and said "Och away with ya.. I'll take you all on maself" the Officer sent ten of his men up. After 1 minute of shouting and screaming there was silence, then the clanchief appeared again "Is that the best ye can do?". The Redcoat Officer sent 20 men this time..again shouting and screaming and silence..again the clanchief appeared and shouted "Ya great bunch of pansies". The Redcoat Officer went red with anger and sent 100 men up...this time the shouting and screaming lasted 10 minutes and then a redcoat soldier appeared on top of the hill his left arm was missing as was some of his teeth and he was covered in blood..he shouted down.." GET BACK, ITS A TRICK..THERE'S TWO OF THEM!!!"

ozgecko Loc: in hiding in Qld

:D

UP-2-IT Loc: RED STICK, LA

:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

elandel Loc: Milan, Italy

:mrgreen:

imntrt1 Loc: St. Louis

The reason the Scots are so good at fighting is that we Irish taught them how to distill whiskey.

GSQRD1 Loc: SAN ANTONIO, TX

Och, aye – ya canna beat a canny Scot!
;-)

ggttc Loc: TN

good one!

Nikonista Loc: England

The Scots are best at fighting and the Irish are best at strategy. Almost ALL the best English generals were Irish :roll:

bill raymont Loc: Canton,Ohio,USA

GREAT JOKE ! Reminds me of my late Scottish father-in-law, George, who was nick-named 'Dode'. Thanks. Bill R