Rude Joke
Jun 9, 2013 08:50:37 #
Man says to doctor "Please can you help me as my sex life has gone downhill rapidly"
Doctor says "Ok tell me about it and perhaps I can help you"
"Well" he said, "It starts just after I've got into bed, when I have to make love to my wife at least 5 times before she lets me go to sleep..then twice before I get out of bed and twice before I go to work. Then the ticket collector wants it twice in the Train toilet. At work my secretary wants it twice before lunch and three times after, and the office cleaner wanting a quick one before I go home, then the ticket collector wants it again in the Train toilet. When I get home my wife wants it twice before tea time and three times before bedtime.
The Doctor stares amazed.. "WHAT on earth is wrong with your sex life" he asks.
the man says " well it hurts when I Masturbate!!!"
Doctor says "Ok tell me about it and perhaps I can help you"
"Well" he said, "It starts just after I've got into bed, when I have to make love to my wife at least 5 times before she lets me go to sleep..then twice before I get out of bed and twice before I go to work. Then the ticket collector wants it twice in the Train toilet. At work my secretary wants it twice before lunch and three times after, and the office cleaner wanting a quick one before I go home, then the ticket collector wants it again in the Train toilet. When I get home my wife wants it twice before tea time and three times before bedtime.
The Doctor stares amazed.. "WHAT on earth is wrong with your sex life" he asks.
the man says " well it hurts when I Masturbate!!!"
Jun 9, 2013 10:08:39 #
Doddy wrote:
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