THE ULTIMATE SCOTTISH JOKE
A Scottish Soldier, in full dress uniform,
marches into a pharmacy.
Very carefully he opens his sporran and pulls out a neatly folded cotton bandana,
unfolds it to reveal a smaller silk square handkerchief, which he also unfolds -
to reveal a condom.
The condom has a number of patches on it.
The chemist holds it up and eyes it critically.
"How much to repair it?' The Scot asks the chemist.
"Six pence" says the chemist.
"How much for a new one?"
"Ten pence" says the chemist.
The Scot painstakingly folds the condom into the silk square handkerchief
and the cotton bandana, replaces it carefully in his sporran,and marches out of the door,
shoulders back and kilt swinging.
A moment or two later the chemist hears a great shout go up outside,
followed by an even greater shout.
The Scottish soldier marches back into the chemists
and addresses the proprietor, this time with a grin on his face.
"The regiment has taken a vote," he says.
We'll have a new one."
(My other half will kill me, She's from Glasgow ??)
Only took a minute to cut and paste that one for my friends.
Sarge69 :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
this one has been on here several times already...where have you been
tlbuljac wrote:
this one has been on here several times already...where have you been
I have not seen it and it is good. I like it and sent it to my friends.
Sarge69
PS: You've told me this on another joke. Let me tell you....I don't care if I've seen it before or if it's been here 100 times. I have not seen it. Thank you
Sarge69
Doddy
Loc: Barnard Castle-England
Wonderful GWR...still chuckling.
Thanks GWR, for the laugh.
sarge69 wrote:
I have not seen it and it is good. I like it and sent it to my friends.
Sarge69
PS: You've told me this on another joke. Let me tell you....I don't care if I've seen it before or if it's been here 100 times. I have not seen it. Thank you
Sarge69
I agree 100%
A good joke will remain forever. How many songs have you heard 1000's of times and never get sick of hearing them?.
Good jokes, songs, paintings and not to forget good photographs, will live forever, no matter how many times we see or hear them
No, that is incorrect. My friend Hamish McSporran claims to know the ultimate Scottish joke. Unfortunately he is so mean that he won't share it with anyone.
Remus wrote:
No, that is incorrect. My friend Hamish McSporran claims to know the ultimate Scottish joke. Unfortunately he is so mean that he won't share it with anyone.
Och Remus, yer an affa laddie :lol: :lol: :lol:
sarge69 wrote:
I have not seen it and it is good. I like it and sent it to my friends.
Sarge69
PS: You've told me this on another joke. Let me tell you....I don't care if I've seen it before or if it's been here 100 times. I have not seen it. Thank you
Sarge69
I guess you (sarge69) and I arnt in the loop,i haven't seen it either nor the other one either the other day
Good un, but what's the difference between a Scotsman and a can of Coke....you can get a drink out of a can of Coke.
1066 wrote:
Good un, but what's the difference between a Scotsman and a can of Coke....you can get a drink out of a can of Coke.
Thats why I immigrated to Australia, to get away from you English:lol: :lol: :lol:
Doddy
Loc: Barnard Castle-England
gerry908 wrote:
Thats why I immigrated to Australia, to get away from you English:lol: :lol: :lol:
There was no need to go to Australia Gerry, there's no English people in most of our big cities!!
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