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God bless Daddy
May 15, 2013 14:46:27   #
Big Stopper Loc: London
 
A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying: 'God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and goodbye Grandpa.'

The father asked, 'Why did you say goodbye Grandpa?'

The little girl said, 'I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do.' The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence.

A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers which went like this: 'God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy and goodbye Grandma.' The next day the grandmother died. 'Holy crap,'thought the father, this kid is in contact with the other side.

Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say: 'God bless Mommy and goodbye Daddy.'

He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch and watched the clock. He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay. He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound.

Finally, midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home. When he got home his wife said, 'I've never seen you work so late, what's the matter?'

He said 'I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my life.'

She said, 'You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened to me. This morning my golf pro dropped dead in the middle of my lesson!

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May 15, 2013 14:54:01   #
Coolcameragirl Loc: Bradenton, FL
 
Ooohhh, that's so bad, it's good.

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May 15, 2013 17:22:51   #
Doddy Loc: Barnard Castle-England
 
I'll second that!!

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May 16, 2013 06:23:42   #
charlie Loc: Minneapolis, Minnesota
 
Never saw it coming. Great humor!

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May 16, 2013 06:51:05   #
BboH Loc: s of 2/21, Ellicott City, MD
 
Great one

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May 16, 2013 09:46:31   #
Duane D. Loc: Kalkaska, Michigan
 
Laugh--I though my pants would never dry!!!!

Duane D.

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May 16, 2013 13:01:56   #
Rich2236 Loc: E. Hampstead, New Hampshire
 
Coolcameragirl wrote:
Ooohhh, that's so bad, it's good.


Ill third and fourth that......!
Rich

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May 16, 2013 15:08:01   #
Audwulf Loc: Golden State
 
Well, there goes another keyboard.

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May 16, 2013 15:45:12   #
Sac-Jack Loc: Sacramento, Ca
 
Loved it and very funny....

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May 17, 2013 23:27:23   #
SHUTERED Loc: SO. CAL.
 
Now I would of loved to see the look on his face!

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