Canadian Government.
May 7, 2013 20:58:22 #
An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun
in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other.
He says to the waiter:
"Want coffee."
The waiter says, "Sure. Coming right up."
He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee......
The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp,
turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun,
causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere and then just walks out.
The next morning the Indian returns.
He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling
another male buffalo with the other.
He walks up to the counter and says to
the waiter:
"Want coffee."
The waiter says "Whoa!
We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday.
What was all that about, anyway?"
The Indian smiles and proudly says,
Training for position in Canadian government.
Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull,
leave shit for others to clean up,
disappear for rest of day."
in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other.
He says to the waiter:
"Want coffee."
The waiter says, "Sure. Coming right up."
He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee......
The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp,
turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun,
causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere and then just walks out.
The next morning the Indian returns.
He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling
another male buffalo with the other.
He walks up to the counter and says to
the waiter:
"Want coffee."
The waiter says "Whoa!
We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday.
What was all that about, anyway?"
The Indian smiles and proudly says,
Training for position in Canadian government.
Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull,
leave shit for others to clean up,
disappear for rest of day."
May 7, 2013 21:10:14 #
Thats about right Flash. Leave it for everyone else to clean up. LOL
May 8, 2013 01:14:32 #
flashgordon wrote:
An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun br in ... (show quote)
That could be the United States government as well!
May 8, 2013 08:53:35 #
flashgordon wrote:
An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun br in ... (show quote)
Good heavens!!! That sounds a lot like New York State government.
May 8, 2013 10:00:32 #
May 8, 2013 18:02:47 #
Good thing you're from Canada. If you were from the U.S., they'd be attacking you now as racist and insensitive.
May 9, 2013 01:39:12 #
Ron K. wrote:
Good heavens!!! That sounds a lot like New York State government.
I was born and raised in New York City......and you're right..it does sound like New York State government. It's why I moved to Phoenix! Breaks my heart though...NYC is no longer the town I grew up in!
May 9, 2013 07:38:23 #
May 9, 2013 08:34:12 #
New York is trying but, sadly, it's too little too late. As long as the State's interests are dominated by downstaters it'll never be any different.
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